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God damn it! Updates need to be mandatory around these parts!! I case you haven't read by my avatar I have no life.

Zippy's on it. I have to say, I'd want to call, but it seems girls these days prefer texts so they have time to frame a response etc.

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Girls aren't particularly complex, they just work a bit differently to boys, they don't like being ignored and they tend to need esteem boosters, ask her for coffee, if she says yes then make sure you compliment something you like about her and encourage her to talk about herself (in a non-interrogatory fashion) if she says no then she may not be interested after all.

That's a bit misleading. Girls are vastly different from one another.

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That's a bit misleading. Girls are vastly different from one another.

Add in other variables such as alcohol, biological clocks, insane desire to be wanted (not by police), drugs, nationality and you have a huge list of variables. Any one of which could bugger up the equation.

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adidan wrote:
Zippy wrote:
Girls aren't particularly complex, they just work a bit differently to boys, they don't like being ignored and they tend to need esteem boosters, ask her for coffee, if she says yes then make sure you compliment something you like about her and encourage her to talk about herself (in a non-interrogatory fashion) if she says no then she may not be interested after all.

That's a bit misleading. Girls are vastly different from one another.

IME of the years I've spent trying to understand women, the above statements (while undeniably generalisations) are found to be true in the majority of cases. Particularly from a point of view of it being impossible to second guess them (which is the context of the above paragraph) so don't bother torturing yourself trying, just do what you feel and see what happens.

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adidan wrote:
That's a bit misleading. Girls are vastly different from one another.

Add in other variables such as alcohol, biological clocks, insane desire to be wanted (not by police), drugs, nationality and you have a huge list of variables. Any one of which could bugger up the equation.

Again, in the context of my original statement, all of these variables count for nought if you are trying to second guess someone elses responses based on your own wants and needs. If a relationship of any kind is going to work then regardless of all the above, honesty is the first and best policy, trying to behave in a certain way that doesn't come naturally to you in order to elicit a particular response is not a good footing to start a relationship (if indeed that's what Foggy wants)
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Particularly from a point of view of it being impossible to second guess them

That's not the sole domain of women.

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Particularly from a point of view of it being impossible to second guess them

That's not the sole domain of women.

I agree, but Foggy was specifically talking about a woman.

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Zippy wrote:
If a relationship of any kind is going to work then regardless of all the above, honesty is the first and best policy, trying to behave in a certain way that doesn't come naturally to you in order to elicit a particular response is not a good footing to start a relationship (if indeed that's what Foggy wants)
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You would be amazed how many women cannot handle honesty. Since I lost my memory I found that it is pointless to lie, because I will never remember what has been said before, to maintain the lie. So I either do not answer or am honest. Honesty does not go down well with many women.

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adidan wrote:
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Particularly from a point of view of it being impossible to second guess them

That's not the sole domain of women.

I agree, but Foggy was specifically talking about a woman.


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Well, I decided not to do anything until work tomorrow. And then she texted in reply to my last text from yesterday.

Have asked if she wants to go for coffee after work.

No reply as yet.

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Honesty does not go down well with many women.

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Have asked if she wants to go for coffee after work.

No reply as yet.


She's probably asked a question on a forum somewhere and is waiting for a response.

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Fogmeister wrote:
Have asked if she wants to go for coffee after work.

No reply as yet.


She's probably asked a question on a forum somewhere and is waiting for a response.

;)


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Fogmeister wrote:
Have asked if she wants to go for coffee after work.

No reply as yet.


She's probably asked a question on a forum somewhere and is waiting for a response.

;)


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belchingmatt wrote:
Fogmeister wrote:
Have asked if she wants to go for coffee after work.

No reply as yet.


She's probably asked a question on a forum somewhere and is waiting for a response.

;)


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