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Frankly, if the woman you're with is so utterly insecure and paranoid that you just looking at another woman is enough to start a row, you're better off out.

I have to agree. Looking and doing are very different.

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How happy am I that I'm in a relationship that mainly involves insulting each other or me being deliberately perverse just to take the smeg? ^__^


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whats perverse and smeg mean?

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going or disposed to go against what is reasonable, logical, expected, or required; contrary, fickle, irrational.
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Contrary to what is morally right or good; wicked, evil, debased.


'Smeg' isn't as formal a word to define. It grew up (as far as I know) out of the TV Series 'Red Dwarf', where it was a 'substitute swear word' for when they couldn't actually swear on TV. So characters in the show used phrases like 'what the smeg?' and 'Shut the smeg up'. Allegedly the writers of the show claimed when asked about it that it's a shortened version of the word 'smegma' (click for a definition) but it is also the name of an expensive brand of kitchen appliances.


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'Smeg' isn't as formal a word to define. It grew up (as far as I know) out of the TV Series 'Red Dwarf', where it was a 'substitute swear word' for when they couldn't actually swear on TV.

True, but it actually derived from 'smegma' which is a word. It's the build up of crap under a drity foreskin. Which is nice.

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what is foreskin? someone told me that foreskin is a golfers penis? Im a bit skeptical though.... :?

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what is foreskin? someone told me that foreskin is a golfers penis? Im a bit skeptical though.... :?


:shock: :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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brataccas wrote:
what is foreskin? someone told me that foreskin is a golfers penis? Im a bit skeptical though.... :?


:shock: :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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[LIFTED] me. Seriously???


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Dude it's the skin around your bellend. Jewish men get it snipped off.

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[LIFTED] me. Seriously???

Nah, he was trying to make a funny.

Well I hope he was, if not then he's much dafter than I thought, which is saying something.

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Priceless


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I reckon Bratty is a wind up merchant who's not as daft as you think

or

He was raised in the woods by wolves

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I reckon Bratty is a wind up merchant who's not as daft as you think

He likes to think he is anyways. :D

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okenobi wrote:
[LIFTED] me. Seriously???

Nah, he was trying to make a funny.

Well I hope he was, if not then he's much dafter than I thought, which is saying something.


someones switched on ;)

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