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Amnesia10
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Has anyone told the players of World of Warcraft that?  _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm
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Location: behind the sofa
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_________________jonbwfc's law: "In any forum thread someone will, no matter what the subject, mention Firefly." When you're feeling too silly for x404, youRwired.net
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pcernie
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Wiki Wiki Wild is quite interesting on the subject of the virgins - seems it's a bit of a mixed bag  : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/72_virgins_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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saspro
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If you do get 72 virgins where do they come from?
If they're dead people then you've got old people who didn't get married, ugly people, accident victims or children.
I think I'd rather have the white raisins.
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phantombudgie
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72 ugly but inexperienced guys - that would serve them right 
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saspro
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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The devil is in the detail.  _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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AlunD
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 make a hell of a mess of the engines that some poor bugger would have to clean up. 
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Just take them on a plane get to 30 000 feet and then tell them they can get their virgins by stepping out the door, no need for parachutes. _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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AlunD
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Just make sure its not over the UK or they could land on your roof. Think of the H&S risk.
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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I was thinking of over the sea, somewhere remote. _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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AlunD
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make sure its not over shipping lane then.
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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I was thinking over a piranha filled river. No messy remains. Or mid atlantic well away from shipping lanes. _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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AlunD
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Piranha or great whites would do the job nicely
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gavomatic57
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Location: Cardiff, Wales
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What they should do is send them out into a field and remote detonate them. They were going to blow up anyway, may as well do it where they can't hurt anyone.
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