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Penis photo posters seized by police in Lewes

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Several large images of a man's penis with a yellow bow tied around it have been taken down from car parks and places close to schools in Lewes.

...A Sussex Police spokesman said..."However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."

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If the police are involved then I guess it must have been erect.

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"However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."

Small then? :D

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belchingmatt wrote:
If the police are involved then I guess it must have been erect.
Yes, erected near schools. It said as much in the article. (8+)

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belchingmatt wrote:
If the police are involved then I guess it must have been erect.
Yes, erected near schools. It said as much in the article. (8+)

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It's going to be one hell of an identity parade.


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belchingmatt wrote:
If the police are involved then I guess it must have been erect.

I think so, judging by the caption on the posters...

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The force is also investigating whether it is some sort of protest, as a number of the images included a caption which read: "Fees set to rise later this year."

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It's going to be one hell of an identity parade.

Heh! That reminds me on when I was at college and were stopped on the street with my mate and asked to be part of an identity parade. Being penniless students (they were paying £20) we jumped at the chance - god knows what we'd have done if we'd been asked to "drop 'em" though! The "suspect" was a very dodgy looking character, no idea what he'd done, or hadn't done, but afterwards I was a bit miffed at the police thinking we looked as dodgy as this lowlife! Still, 20 quid is £20 - especially when you're a student.

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Heh! That reminds me on when I was at college and were stopped on the street with my mate and asked to be part of an identity parade. Being penniless students (they were paying £20) we jumped at the chance - god knows what we'd have done if we'd been asked to "drop 'em" though! The "suspect" was a very dodgy looking character, no idea what he'd done, or hadn't done, but afterwards I was a bit miffed at the police thinking we looked as dodgy as this lowlife! Still, 20 quid is £20 - especially when you're a student.

Doing police line ups can be quite lucrative. My brother did it for a spell in Brixton. Practically a 9 to 5 job. He got picked out a few times but had the ultimate alibi, he was doing a police line up. :D

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My brother did a spell in Brixton.

I misread that...

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It's going to be one hell of an identity parade.

Reminds me of the scene from Porkies:

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Doesn't sound like a hardened criminal, does he? :lol:

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