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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 6146 Location: Middle Earth
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Softener. 
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:56 pm |
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veato
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:17 am Posts: 5550 Location: Nottingham
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Seriously try the Fairy non-bio. Its not flowery.
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:41 am |
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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But does go gloopy quite quickly
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:24 am |
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veato
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:17 am Posts: 5550 Location: Nottingham
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I use the Gel variety. Its as gloopy as you can get.
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:25 am |
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 6146 Location: Middle Earth
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Linen Fresh is probably the most neutral option.
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:31 am |
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm Posts: 3527 Location: Portsmouth
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True but I don't really want neutral - I'm looking for masculine!!
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:54 am |
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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Don't wash them then, just beat them with a stick
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:47 pm |
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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More masculine still. Get your woman to beat them with a stick. 
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:13 pm |
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veato
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:17 am Posts: 5550 Location: Nottingham
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More masculine still. Beat your woman* with a stick while she beats your clothes with a stick. *obviously this is a joke and I dont condone beating women. Well... not unless they've done something really bad like leaving tide marks on the mugs** **again this is a joke. Dont send the police round.
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:34 pm |
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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Though for chaps, you could always get your man servant to beat them on your behalf. 
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:53 pm |
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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There was a guy from Opus Dei who said that women were like carpets - they should be walked around on and regularly beaten! I could have used all the Smilies for that one...
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:08 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm Posts: 17040
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For the truly macho, you'd beat them with your man servant.
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:48 pm |
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phantombudgie
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:45 pm Posts: 994
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After 5 hours' wearing my clothes smell masculine* anyway, irrespective of the initial floweriness.
*sweaty
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:52 pm |
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Nick
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:36 pm Posts: 3527 Location: Portsmouth
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I could beat my housemate, to force him into beating my shirts?
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Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:48 pm |
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Amnesia10
Legend
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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We had better upgrade you to a chap then! 
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Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:24 am |
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