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Softener? You want your clothes to smell like a man but still want your fabric to be nice and cuddly and not all scratchy round the armpits?


Softener. :lol:

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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.


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So what's the consensus? There is no such product, but that's cool 'cos we like our clothes smelling floral? :?


Seriously try the Fairy non-bio. Its not flowery.

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So what's the consensus? There is no such product, but that's cool 'cos we like our clothes smelling floral? :?


Seriously try the Fairy non-bio. Its not flowery.


But does go gloopy quite quickly

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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I use the Gel variety. Its as gloopy as you can get.

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Linen Fresh is probably the most neutral option.

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True but I don't really want neutral - I'm looking for masculine!!

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True but I don't really want neutral - I'm looking for masculine!!


Don't wash them then, just beat them with a stick

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.


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True but I don't really want neutral - I'm looking for masculine!!


Don't wash them then, just beat them with a stick

More masculine still. Get your woman to beat them with a stick. :D

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saspro wrote:
Nick wrote:
True but I don't really want neutral - I'm looking for masculine!!


Don't wash them then, just beat them with a stick

More masculine still. Get your woman to beat them with a stick. :D


More masculine still. Beat your woman* with a stick while she beats your clothes with a stick.

*obviously this is a joke and I dont condone beating women. Well... not unless they've done something really bad like leaving tide marks on the mugs**

**again this is a joke. Dont send the police round.

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Though for chaps, you could always get your man servant to beat them on your behalf. :D

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There was a guy from Opus Dei who said that women were like carpets - they should be walked around on and regularly beaten! I could have used all the Smilies for that one...

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Though for chaps, you could always get your man servant to beat them on your behalf. :D

For the truly macho, you'd beat them with your man servant.


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After 5 hours' wearing my clothes smell masculine* anyway, irrespective of the initial floweriness.

*sweaty


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Though for chaps, you could always get your man servant to beat them on your behalf. :D


I could beat my housemate, to force him into beating my shirts?

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Though for chaps, you could always get your man servant to beat them on your behalf. :D


I could beat my housemate, to force him into beating my shirts?

We had better upgrade you to a chap then! ;)

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