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Second attempt at posting today - just not with it these days. Example:

Today is the wife's birthday :D List of things I forgot:

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cake

So, restaurant booked, flowers ordered, will pick up presents/cake/cards at lunchtime. Anything else I've forgotten???

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Has she got any idea you forgot or have you told her it's all coming later? If she does know you've forgotten I would get some armour and quick!

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Has she got any idea you forgot or have you told her it's all coming later? If she does know you've forgotten I would get some armour and quick!

He hasn't forgotten though has he? He just left it to the last minute. That's what blokes do about petty much everything :).


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Has she got any idea you forgot or have you told her it's all coming later? If she does know you've forgotten I would get some armour and quick!

He hasn't forgotten though has he? He just left it to the last minute. That's what blokes do about petty much everything :).


If there is nothing on the pillow when you wake up then yes it's forgotten lol.

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Has she got any idea you forgot or have you told her it's all coming later? If she does know you've forgotten I would get some armour and quick!

He hasn't forgotten though has he? He just left it to the last minute. That's what blokes do about petty much everything :).

If there is nothing on the pillow when you wake up then yes it's forgotten lol.

Does still having your head attached to your shoulders count as a present on a pillow?

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It's her own fault - she didn't remind me until half ten last night :roll: Then she wouldn't allow me go to the 24hr Tesco or Asda. What's more, she didn't give me any money to buy her cards and stuff either so I'm going to have to miss lunch now. Proper cheek if you ask me :evil:

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All this before I've had my coffee as well

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Wife is complaining she has to get up 20 minutes earlier to run me into work. It's not my fault the car died (well apparently it is but you know what I mean). it.

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20 minutes? What she moaning about? I have to get up an hour and a half earlier if I want a lift to the station so I walk. 3 days a week we're up roughly the same time so I'm leaving 15 mins earlier to get a lift.

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onemac wrote:
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Wife is complaining she has to get up 20 minutes earlier to run me into work. It's not my fault the car died (well apparently it is but you know what I mean). it.


20 minutes? What she moaning about? I have to get up an hour and a half earlier if I want a lift to the station so I walk. 3 days a week we're up roughly the same time so I'm leaving 15 mins earlier to get a lift.

I think the issue is she had to get up early to give Al a lift to the station.

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onemac wrote:
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Wife is complaining she has to get up 20 minutes earlier to run me into work. It's not my fault the car died (well apparently it is but you know what I mean). it.


20 minutes? What she moaning about? I have to get up an hour and a half earlier if I want a lift to the station so I walk. 3 days a week we're up roughly the same time so I'm leaving 15 mins earlier to get a lift.

I think the issue is she had to get up early to give Al a lift to the station.


OK so I read it wrong but even so you should do these things for your loved ones :)

Until recently my bloke got up early every single day to take me to station when he could've quite easily laid in bed till midday.

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saspro wrote:
Morning all.
Managed to drag my arse out of bed this morning, got my ladder from the lockup and got to work by 8am.
Just made a major network change for a customer so hopefully it'll work.

All this before I've had my coffee as well

Site Admin and window cleaner! :shock: ;)


I need to take a network cabinet off a wall

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Our tech guys get stupid requests like 'please install a safe' :shock: :roll:

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saspro wrote:
Morning all.
Managed to drag my arse out of bed this morning, got my ladder from the lockup and got to work by 8am.
Just made a major network change for a customer so hopefully it'll work.

All this before I've had my coffee as well

Site Admin and window cleaner! :shock: ;)


I need to take a network cabinet off a wall

That makes sense. :oops:

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Talk about adding insult to injury... got to the IBM office this morning to find that my swipe card has also been frozen... don't these people realise that I am not officially redundant yet?!? :evil:

Anyway, phone interview in 6 minutes...

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