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Amnesia10
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 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... -boss.html  | | | | Quote: The young woman, only known to be called Jenny, wrote on a whiteboard to tell her 20 colleagues that their boss, called Spencer, had a bad temper, smelly breath and had demotivated staff, website The Chive reported.
She claimed that her boss had called her a "hot piece of ass" in a phone call she overheard but managed to get the acronym wrong and called her a "H.O.P.A.".
However, she apparently saved her best statements to last, saying that she had used internal software installed to monitor staff computer usage and discovered how much time "Spencer" wasted at work.
She wrote that he spent: four hours a week on Scottrade (an investment site), 5.3 hours a week on TechCrunch (tech news blog), and 19.7 hours a week playing the Facebook simulation game Farmville.
It has not been possible, however, to ascertain the truth of the claimed resignation. However, if true, it would compare favourably with the air steward who announced on the tannoy that he was quitting after dealing with a rude passenger, then grabbed two beers from the trolley and exited by the emergency slide. | | | | |
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ProfessorF
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Well... she is very attractive...
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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How can you tell? Her T&A aren't visible in that picture  _________________jonbwfc's law: "In any forum thread someone will, no matter what the subject, mention Firefly." When you're feeling too silly for x404, youRwired.net
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ProfessorF
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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OK, yes. You're right.
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Amnesia10
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I think the last two are accurate as well.  _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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cloaked_wolf
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i'd pound her. In the ass. Even if she didn't want me to.
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james016
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jonbwfc
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Yeah, thought it looked too good to be true tbh.
Aside from that, all you lot lusting after her think about this : would you really want to waste time with a woman, however attractive, whose reaction to being called a fairly tame slang term is to throw a massive strop and quit her job? Imagine if you got her the 'wrong' birthday present, you'd be lucky to just end up in casualty.
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cloaked_wolf
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Who's wasting time? Pull her skirt down, bend her over, pound her, zip up and leave. I agree I wouldn't consider her girlfriend material but there's nothing wrong with shagging her! _________________He fights for the users.
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jonbwfc
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And they say romance is dead
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jonbwfc
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pcernie
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^ Probably good advice unfortunately...
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ProfessorF
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pcernie
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Already been posted my good man... (not by me) _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
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