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james016
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Sex? There's an app for that. :|

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jonbwfc wrote:
adidan wrote:
big_D wrote:
Don't worry, okenobi, I don't judge either.

Aye, relationships of any length of time are anything but straight forward. :D

Although, to be fair, those that last about 12 hours tend to be the simplest ;) .


Yeah, I've been told that and part of me would like to try it! But I just don't have the skills!!
Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:17 am
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james016 wrote:
Sex? There's an app for that. :|
There actually is

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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james016 wrote:
Sex? There's an app for that. :|
There actually is

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Quite frankly I am surprised that you knew about that one! :shock:

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Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:23 am
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Quite frankly I am surprised that you knew about that one! :shock:
I only found out about it today. Apparently, my mate strongly suspects that he had a housewarming gate-crasher that found his place because someone else actually at the party had the app activated.

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.
Wed Aug 11, 2010 10:27 am
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timark_uk wrote:
Amnesia10 wrote:
Quite frankly I am surprised that you knew about that one! :shock:
I only found out about it today. Apparently, my mate strongly suspects that he had a housewarming gate-crasher that found his place because someone else actually at the party had the app activated.

Stephen Fry mentioned it on Top Gear a while back too.

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EddArmitage wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
Amnesia10 wrote:
Quite frankly I am surprised that you knew about that one! :shock:
I only found out about it today. Apparently, my mate strongly suspects that he had a housewarming gate-crasher that found his place because someone else actually at the party had the app activated.

Stephen Fry mentioned it on Top Gear a while back too.



Yeah yeah... oh these stories you weave to cover your tracks. Don't forget it's easier to tell the truth lol :D

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oceanicitl wrote:
EddArmitage wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
I only found out about it today. Apparently, my mate strongly suspects that he had a housewarming gate-crasher that found his place because someone else actually at the party had the app activated.

Stephen Fry mentioned it on Top Gear a while back too.

Yeah yeah... oh these stories you weave to cover your tracks. Don't forget it's easier to tell the truth lol :D

:? :oops:

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EddArmitage wrote:
timark_uk wrote:
Amnesia10 wrote:
Quite frankly I am surprised that you knew about that one! :shock:
I only found out about it today. Apparently, my mate strongly suspects that he had a housewarming gate-crasher that found his place because someone else actually at the party had the app activated.

Stephen Fry mentioned it on Top Gear a while back too.

Yes I remember that. Jeremy was a little shocked, and jealous as well I think.

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Don't forget it's easier to tell the truth lol :D
Depending on the consequences of telling the truth, it might actually be easier to lie.

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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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oceanicitl wrote:
Don't forget it's easier to tell the truth lol :D
Depending on the consequences of telling the truth, it might actually be easier to lie.

Mark


Everybody lies </Greg>
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okenobi wrote:
Everybody lies </Greg>
True.
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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.
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Don't worry, okenobi, I don't judge either. It is just my personal morality quirk, I couldn't / wouldn't have sex with somebody I didn't have strong feelings for or loved. That doesn't mean that I think others are immoral, when they do...


+1, I don't think I'd be comfortable with it.

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Of course, it could just be that it's impossible to be around someone with an iPhone for more than 24 hours without your ears starting to bleed from them constantly telling you how great the iPhone is. Unless of course, you also have an iPhone. :mrgreen:
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Of course, it could just be that it's impossible to be around someone with an iPhone for more than 24 hours without your ears starting to bleed from them constantly telling you how great the iPhone is. Unless of course, you also have an iPhone. :mrgreen:


Then maybe people are sleeping with iPhone users just to shut them up.
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