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The Random Sh*t Thread Pt 3 
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l3v1ck wrote:
Q: What do you call a man who buys a toy that's only suitable for children aged six and over, for a boys second birthday?
A: My father-in-law.

Like a two year old can understand and use a full size remote controlled car. :roll:


My father bought his grandson no less than two of those V-tech game and drawing systems - he was three at the time :x

That's the sort of idiocy I face daily... and people wonder why I get so wound up :(

Oh yes, he has a collection of remote control cars, and has had from he was your son's (?) age. Guess what? He couldn't give a sh1t about them even at the age of four...

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Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:27 pm
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Has anyone here got an old NTL email address?

I haven't been able to get into mine for the last two days as they're 'experiencing difficulties' - anyone else getting this? :evil:

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pcernie wrote:
Has anyone here got an old NTL email address?

I haven't been able to get into mine for the last two days as they're 'experiencing difficulties' - anyone else getting this? :evil:

Yes I do but I rarely use it, I do use my ntlworld account for redirecting all my mail to. It still is receiving mail. I will send you a test message to see if it helps. I will put the time of sending in the subject.

Sent.

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Look what I got!


That's not "random sh*t" - that's fantastic news!

Congratulations you lucky guy :D

I guess we won't be seeing you around for a while ;)

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No chance of me driving in to work hung over......... my car is in Leicester with a decent hole in my magical radiator (it makes water disappear)! So that is more car repairs needed :(

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Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:09 am
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Amnesia10 wrote:
pcernie wrote:
Has anyone here got an old NTL email address?

I haven't been able to get into mine for the last two days as they're 'experiencing difficulties' - anyone else getting this? :evil:

Yes I do but I rarely use it, I do use my ntlworld account for redirecting all my mail to. It still is receiving mail. I will send you a test message to see if it helps. I will put the time of sending in the subject.

Sent.


It still doesn't wanna know, and I've learnt from the past that emailing them is a waste of time....

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pcernie wrote:
Has anyone here got an old NTL email address?

I haven't been able to get into mine for the last two days as they're 'experiencing difficulties' - anyone else getting this? :evil:


my wife has and is ecperiancing no problems at the moment.

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my wife has and is ecperiancing no problems at the moment.

She may not be but you've been drinking already haven't you. :D

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jonlumb wrote:
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Congratulations to you both! Her dress looks amazing. What a brilliant colour :)

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As the company I work for on Mondays and Fridays is being sold I'm kind of limping along now. All the OS updates I was doing are not really essential now so I'm at a bit of a loose end.

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Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:48 am
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bobbdobbs wrote:
pcernie wrote:
Has anyone here got an old NTL email address?

I haven't been able to get into mine for the last two days as they're 'experiencing difficulties' - anyone else getting this? :evil:


my wife has and is ecperiancing no problems at the moment.


Still can't get in - this sort of retardedness is why I left their 'service' months ago, they really are a pack of incompetent cu...

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Maybe 6 cups of rocket fuel strength coffee was a bad idea :shock:

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Maybe 6 cups of rocket fuel strength coffee was a bad idea :shock:


Got the shakes have we?

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I'd like to see a ban on that sort of trickery :evil:

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saspro wrote:
Maybe 6 cups of rocket fuel strength coffee was a bad idea :shock:


I once had some of this Image followed by some of this Image and I was in a bad way for a couple of hours. I literally could not sit down.

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