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adidan
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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I generally sit down at home now. Saves all the germs splashing about and I close the lid before flushing for the same reason. After watching a programme with the UV showing arsehole bacteria flying through the air to land on toothbrushes sort of swayed it for me.
We should all take a leaf out of the Koran on this matter, sitting down to pee is more hygenic and perfect for lazy sods like me.
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Fogmeister I ventured into Solitude but didn't really do much.
jonbwfc I was behind her in a queue today - but I wouldn't describe it as 'bushy'.
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Geiseric
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I have no idea unless he has a lot more length than the average man......  and is able to roll it out and slap it over the rim..... 
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Nick
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finlay666
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+1 It also saves the grief from the females of not putting the seat back down, and can lead to other productive things  _________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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adidan
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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 Always make sure there is reading material available just in case.
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Fogmeister I ventured into Solitude but didn't really do much.
jonbwfc I was behind her in a queue today - but I wouldn't describe it as 'bushy'.
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Amnesia10
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If I suspect a long visit I take something to read in there.  _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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PaulKey
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You have road signs for peeing in Germany ????????????????????????
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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I usually sit if I feel there's a danger of passing out before I finish. However, some loos are so gross I'm reluctant to sit on them for anything.
Otherwise, I aim accurately and very rarely need to wipe the seat after. I always wash my hands.
I know certain people that are very unhygienic, and it makes me uncomfortable working with them. Especially when they poke your food with their [LIFTED] fingers...
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
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I'm not certain, but I think carrying a rusty stanley knife to remove their digits in such a circumstance is entirely permissible.
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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I've been the only bloke living in a house full of girls several times and can quite honestly say that they can be just as filthy as men.
Sometimes I sit down, as mentioned it depends on the circumstances and level of hygiene. If I have to take a crap on a filthy toilet I'll hover.
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finlay666
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Kindle for android has a healthy free library of classics _________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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Amnesia10
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Definitely cannot soil an iPad with such use. _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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big_D
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Amnesia10
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So how has your aim improved from across the bathroom?  _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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adidan
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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No matter how accurate you think you are some nasties always get away. Damn programmes filmed in UV!
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