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Should blokes sit down to pee? 

Should blokes sit down to pee?
Yes 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
No 53%  53%  [ 17 ]
Maybe 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Sometimes I do 25%  25%  [ 8 ]
Did you wash your hands before baking that pie? 13%  13%  [ 4 ]
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Should blokes sit down to pee? 
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Otherwise, I aim accurately and very rarely need to wipe the seat after. I always wash my hands.

No matter how accurate you think you are some nasties always get away. Damn programmes filmed in UV!

It is less of a spray issue if you sit down. Plus it does avoid annoying SWMBO if the seat is kept down.

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Plus it does avoid annoying SWMBO if the seat is kept down.

It annoys me when women leave the seat down. I don't want to have to touch something that's covered in fanny juice just because some bloody woman was too damned selfish to put things back the way they found them :roll:

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Just close the lid (that's what it's there for) after you use it. Then we all have to lift the lid/seat to use it. Simple.

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Just close the lid (that's what it's there for) after you use it. Then we all have to lift the lid/seat to use it. Simple.


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For me it is not an issue but if any women complain put them in a drunk hostel for a week and they will never complain about the seat being left up ever again. In fact that would be lucky to ever find a clean dry seat.

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Just close the lid (that's what it's there for) after you use it. Then we all have to lift the lid/seat to use it. Simple.


+11

+111

Generally women complain about the seat being left up but many of them don't put the lid down. :roll:

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Just close the lid (that's what it's there for) after you use it. Then we all have to lift the lid/seat to use it. Simple.


+11

+111


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this thread reminds me of a thread made by someone on a military forum I was on in 2004, where people asked if people pee in the bath or not, I thought the thread was a piss take but it was actually a genuine question, rather disgusted how some people actually said "yes I do pee in bath" sick :x

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I pee in my work clothes everyday. ;)

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I pee in my work clothes everyday. ;)


liar :P

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I quite believe Matt.

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I think he means he wets himself every day or gets soaked but doesnt urinally pee himself! ITS A SCAM.



SCAM!!!!!!!!!!! :x

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I think he means he wets himself every day or gets soaked but doesnt urinally pee himself! ITS A SCAM.

I think he works at depth in the sea wearing a wetsuit.

I totally believe he pees in his suit. It's quite normal for divers.

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I totally believe he pees in his suit. It's quite normal for divers.


wow, im rather shocked :shock: is this normal? I could never do that :shock:

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