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...you wouldn't even talk to any of these girls ;)

Because I clearly talk to no guys, as if I talk to them and we end up shagging there's no way either of us would get pregnant and evolution can continue... :roll:


You talk to guys in order to increase your social circle and social standing and therefore make you more attractive to women, pro evo and beer is just a natural by product. :D


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Because I clearly talk to no guys, as if I talk to them and we end up shagging there's no way either of us would get pregnant and evolution can continue... :roll:
You talk to guys in order to increase your social circle and social standing and therefore make you more attractive to women, pro evo and beer is just a natural by product. :D
So, not only was I abandonEdd, but I was used beforehand?!?
You're case isn't looking any better, Edd.

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Because I clearly talk to no guys, as if I talk to them and we end up shagging there's no way either of us would get pregnant and evolution can continue... :roll:

You talk to guys in order to increase your social circle and social standing and therefore make you more attractive to women, pro evo and beer is just a natural by product. :D

So, not only was I abandonEdd, but I was used beforehand?!?
You're case isn't looking any better, Edd.

I still don't get it! (8'-()

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hm well hadnt got a text from this girl in ages, I assumed she found a bf or just given up with me, I wake up today with a text from her but for the first time with an "x" on the end :roll: f**k it im just gonna drive all the way to her house as she did say ages ago to just come round anytime so what the hell :roll:

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"x" from girls can easily mean nothing and it endlessly annoys me that they don't attach any meaning to a written kiss. I only use them if I would've used a kiss in real life. It's an overused letter in the digital age.

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f**k it im just gonna drive all the way to her house


This however, is awesome news. GO ON MY SON! Please drop by later to let us know how it went :)


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"x" from girls can easily mean nothing and it endlessly annoys me that they don't attach any meaning to a written kiss. I only use them if I would've used a kiss in real life. It's an overused letter in the digital age.

brataccas wrote:
f**k it im just gonna drive all the way to her house


This however, is awesome news. GO ON MY SON! Please drop by later to let us know how it went :)


yep, one of my female friends always does a signature x at the end, means nothing :)

and forget my last post cos the girl has just had a baby :lol: and we agreed just now that I will visit her in hospital on monday ;)

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"x" from girls can easily mean nothing and it endlessly annoys me that they don't attach any meaning to a written kiss. I only use them if I would've used a kiss in real life. It's an overused letter in the digital age.

brataccas wrote:
f**k it im just gonna drive all the way to her house


This however, is awesome news. GO ON MY SON! Please drop by later to let us know how it went :)


yep, one of my female friends always does a signature x at the end, means nothing :)

and forget my last post cos the girl has just had a baby


Quick work, laddo, and considering your thoughts on the act of procreation, well done in overcoming that particular shortfall.

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Maybe she wants a baby daddy :lol:

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Maybe she wants a baby daddy :lol:


Don't they all.



Update please Bratty!


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Update please Bratty!


last update EVER. seriously :) to put it short: I arrive at hospital, go to baby ward, ask nurses and they say theres noone of that name here etc, Im like wtf etc, I leave hospital confused, as was meant to meet and collect that girl today but its as though she doesn't exist, weird.

not a waste of fuel cos I was needing to head to that town anyway to explore a forest and found a load of magic mushrooms, for photographing not picking :cry:

girls are stupid.

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I arrive at hospital, go to baby ward


Did you definitely get these correct?

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I arrive at hospital, go to baby ward


Did you definitely get these correct?


definatly :shock:

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girls are stupid.


:lol: [LIFTED] brilliant! :lol:


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