Here, I get budget for maybe 8 new machines a year

Think our last big order was 150 machines which was for the year. Was a bit hard to find room for them all but the pile is slowly going down now.

You're still on 2003? How 2003

Do you leave them on trains?

Two beams emanating from Manhattan, known as the Tribute of Light, had to be turned off five times to allow the migrating birds to continue on their journey last week.
The birds were on their way from Canada to the warmer climate of the Caribbean and South America.
Families remember July 7 victims on fourth anniversary of bombings
They do not always fly over New York and the last time their migratory path coincided with September 11 was in 2004.
The Tribute of Light is turned on by the Municipal Art Society every year on the anniversary of the attacks.
Monitors from New York City Audubon, a conservation organisation, observed this year's tribute and alerted organisers to the confused birds.

I think there is a plug in you can install to open later files. I guess your IT dept are not installing it.

We're now rolling out Office 2010 and there's even mention of Windows 7 soon. Oh the joys!

Made me laugh

Ordering a CD album for £1.25 total, thinking you've got a bargain, then it arrives and you realise you mistakenly ordered the single with the exact same name

Halo Reach fail...

There's an achievement if you complete mission 2 without using a vehicle. I ran across the whole level, on Heroic setting, even destroying several tanks with hand held weapons, solo.

Car hire fail.

Avis still haven't collected the bloody car. I waited in all afternoon. Do they expect me to wait in all evening too?

It's still here.