Do I win "closest guess" ?

most certainly ye

Ok, but I really think you should explain the other thing......

Someone just went in to the office toilet to break the 5pm rule (no pooping after 5pm as it stinks it out and people want a slash before going home).

So we removed the handle so they can't get out.


Are we bad?

Nope

In fairness, if you gotta go, you gotta go.
Bit mean I say.

Time to cut the lawns

just used my Dremel for the first time to mod my PCs front fan cages, and i still have all my fingers

Pics!

the front fan mounting cages in my Antec 300 case came with a metal mesh over the front of them, which produced a very tonal noise when air passed through them, even at the low 900RPM i run the fans at (mess of wires and small black box above the fans are where the fan controllers live). so i cut off the mesh at the edges using my new Dremel



its a very messy job: first time using it, and i havent sanded the rough pointy bits on the edges down yet. but the noise is gone so im happy should also be noted that there is another section that goes over the front of my case, i am not stupid enough to leave exposed fans and sharp metal edges on the front of my PC

however, i cant find a way to take a picture of my hands with my camera without operating it with my feet, so youll just have to take my word on still possessing all 10 digits

Good job

I hate noisy cases, but I wouldn't be brave enough to dremel my case.

neither would i, usually, but this was really getting on my nerves, and id read about other people doing it on modding forums

There's a toilet downstairs next to the guys office.
He'd deliberately come out of his office to go upstairs to poop in the support teams toilet.

Ahhh. In which case, fill your boots.

poop in boots