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gave her, it was such

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a nice present for her

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to recieve, that she didn't

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mind showing the boys once

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she had wrapped them around

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her little finger. She smiled

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as poked a serrated blade

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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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deeply into the water melon

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crying "you next" to the

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fast approaching gang of forumites

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who laughed as they pulled

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thier implements out of thier

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rucksacks, full of heavy weaponry.

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to scare away any nasty

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dennis developers who were out

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