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Unless you say something smooth like "excuse me girls, time to kick into gear, stunner at 6 o'clock, make way for the love machine" and then go over and smack the girl on the arse and wink back at the group of girls?


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This is indeed, the correct course of action. You should definitely do this.


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Wouldn't that just make you look like a cock?


Which, btw, is what women love, to an extent.

Being perceived as gay or not, in said situation, is all about body language and communication in general. I'm fairly confident I won't appear gay ;)

Can't promise anything else though!!


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We need a couple of people who can play slap bass and a Hammond organ, because the way this thread is going we'll need a certain form of background music.

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How about jazz flute?


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We need a couple of people who can play slap bass and a Hammond organ,

Check and check.

Do I get a cheque?

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How about jazz flute?


Jazz flute is for sissy little boys.

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Jim, you're hired! Can I have some birthday music please?


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Right, opinion time!

With the obvious exception (as stated here by Prof and others recently) of a "bit of fun", is an ex ever a good idea for anything else?

Discuss......


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I've never gotten back together with any ex-girlfriend, despite having the oppportunity on a couple of occasions. Unless you can resolve the issue that caused the split, it's likely to end the same way; because people don't change. That's why I never bothered.

Of course if you broke up because one of you had to move away for work or university, then maybe it's worth a punt.

A "bit of fun" is fine, providing you both know and accept that is all it is.

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I've never gotten back together with any ex-girlfriend, despite having the oppportunity on a couple of occasions. Unless you can resolve the issue that caused the split, it's likely to end the same way; because people don't change. That's why I never bothered.

Of course if you broke up because one of you had to move away for work or university, then maybe it's worth a punt.

A "bit of fun" is fine, providing you both know and accept that is all it is.

I have never gone back to an ex. I remain on good terms with them though. Though that spark has never been reignited.

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With the obvious exception (as stated here by Prof and others recently) of a "bit of fun", is an ex ever a good idea for anything else?

I've never got back with an ex. Shagged them yes, got back with them no.

Nearly all are very good friends BTW. All except the completely mental ones.

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completely mental

In my world, that's the only kind of girl there is :lol:

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In my world, that's the only kind of girl there is :lol:

Yes, but in my world they also inlcude ones that have gone for my face with a knife leaving me with a scar on my arm. Great reflexes. :D

I draw the mental line about there. :lol:

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Nice Dan, nice.

Seems there's a consensus here. No success stories? Even partial ones?


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In my world, that's the only kind of girl there is :lol:

Yes, but in my world they also inlcude ones that have gone for my face with a knife leaving me with a scar on my arm. Great reflexes. :D

*ponders if it's the same girl*

She wasn't a scouser was she?

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*ponders if it's the same girl*

She wasn't a scouser was she?

Nah.

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