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brataccas
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According to some website im gonna need some, I discovered I got 2 purple blotches on my thigh, its not a bruise and have never experianced anything like this, some medical website says if you leave it too late then your limbs will fall off, great. another website says that I will literally internally bleed to death. sounds like fun  so if it happans would anyone know the cost and ordering of limbs etc? or a gravestone by the sound of it ps this is not a human reaction situation/drill/joke etc its quite real  _________________
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timark_uk
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You can get artificial limbs from your doctor. Go to him/her and tell them why you want one. They'll be able to advise you what ones are the best for you.
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ProfessorF
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Best.
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Title.
EVAR.
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JJW009
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You need an arms dealer.
Or a legs dealer in your case.
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Paul1965
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Preferably one who's a sole trader.
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cloaked_wolf
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But watch out - some dealers can be unscrupulous and it'll end up costing you an arm and a leg!  _________________ He fights for the users.
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cloaked_wolf
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bratty, don't get wound up. These websites have to state the worst case scenario. Imagine what'd happen if they said "purple blotches are harmless and you'll be fine" and then your leg really did drop off! People would try to sue them.
The best thing to do is go see a real doctor - not the ones in the internetz.
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HeatherKay
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And don't let them palm you off with any old rubbish, either. _________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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adidan
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You don't just buy one off the internet and stick it on after your leg falls off.
See a doctor FFS, it could be anything, people can get random blotches from being overweight or all sorts of dermatological conditions.
You can be such a frackin' drama queen Bratty.
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paulzolo
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And then they wouldn’t have a leg to stand on. (At times I really wish people would finish writing their own jokes instead of leaving it to hacks like me.) Bratty. See a Doctor. A proper one with a stethoscope and tongue depressors. If the doctor looks anything like this, you may have stumbled into the castle next door by mistake. Make your excuses and leave - he won’t want your manky legs anyway, but he may want other parts for his “deeds”. 
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brataccas
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on the contrary sir its the other way round  If you didn't realise that I was taking the piss out of myself in first post them im ready to faceplant lol paulzolo your posts are just combo chains of funny win I guess ill go to the docs friday cos im busy all week studying etc  _________________
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paulzolo
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cloaked_wolf
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What if your leg(s) drop off by then? You won't have a leg to stand on! _________________He fights for the users.
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paulzolo
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HeatherKay
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_________________My Flickr | Snaptophobic BloggageHeather Kay: modelling details that matter. "Let my windows be open to receive new ideas but let me also be strong enough not to be blown away by them." - Mahatma Gandhi.
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