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adidan wrote:
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it's started snowing heavily again...Uber frakin' WIN!

Corrected your mistake there. ;)



Uber frakin win would be if it snowed EVERYWHERE except on my car ;)

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Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:15 pm
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Uber frakin win would be if it snowed EVERYWHERE except on my car ;)

You need to get it a car slanket. :D

Ours took a bit of digging out today but the roads haven't been bad at all really.

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Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:17 pm
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Making some chicken dippers and oven chips for Brooke's tea... 7 minutes then turn over.

It's always a good idea to remember that if you need an oven glove, (or a tea towel) to take the tray out of the oven, you'll probably need one to put it back in. :oops: :shock:

It's a good thing that my hands were so bloomin' cold that, for the second or so before I realised this and placed the tray back on the cooker, I didn't burn myself.

Thinking about it, there should still be burnt smokin' finger stuff going on, but I ain't arguing... I'll just count myself very lucky! :lol:

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My Sony Vaio laptop.
Only six months old and the power button is buggered and I can't turn it on.
The beggars had better fix it for free. My last laptop lasted 5 years with the same treatment.

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Trying to install 2 drives in a Server - Discovery 0 Twisted Fish 1 :lol: :roll:

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Bought a box of apple doughnuts, with apple clearly written all over the box.

They were jam. Damn you sainsburys

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Trying to install 2 drives in a Server - Discovery 0 Twisted Fish 1 :lol: :roll:


It's all about the way you slide it in ;)

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Trying to install 2 drives in a Server - Discovery 0 Twisted Fish 1 :lol: :roll:


It's all about the way you slide it in ;)

Keep that sort of talk for your lunchtime meetings please. :D

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Another X7 bit the dust last night:
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Amazon fail
They've sent me a faulty printer, but I have to pay to ship it back to them.

Sales of Good mean they have to pay it back to you. If you receive a faulty item then you, by law, should not incur any cost in its return. Not many shops are aware of this though.
The check sods are trying to refund me just £2.75.
The postage was £19.
I've emailed them to complain.

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Ten minutes after the email they got back to me to arrange the full postage refund.
Maybe I should move this to the Win Thread.

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Ten minutes after the email they got back to me to arrange the full postage refund.
Maybe I should move this to the Win Thread.

From what I've skim read Amazon do seem quite good at this sort of thing.

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Guess which nob head decided to check the level of his heating oil after the supplier has closed for the weekend? :oops:


So no central heating for the rest of the weekend.


I am officially a complete & utter nob head of the first order!!!!!!!!!



yours slightly chilled wecrookie :shock:

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So that'll be Sir Nob then? ;) :lol:

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So that'll be Sir Nob then? ;) :lol:




I wonder if the Queen gives that one or does she let her minions give that honour?? :lol:




yours still chilly wecrookie :shock:

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