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A woman who dialled 999 to report the theft of a snowman from outside her home has been branded "completely irresponsible" by Kent Police.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11908583

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Stupid dumb bint.

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Even better she's a proper caricature Chavhamite.

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Maybe it just melted?
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I am seriously in stitches listening to the recording on the Beeb's site. Ace.

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maybe she named it kent after her hometown but the superman thought he was mistaken for superman so he flew off :evil:

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but the superman thought he was mistaken for superman so he flew off :evil:
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oops I meant snowman :shock: instead of superman in the first bit

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I am seriously in stitches listening to the recording on the Beeb's site. Ace.


I know. It’s proper comedy.

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Arrest her for wasting Police time.

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Arrest her for wasting Police time.


I think that would be a waste of time in itself. ;)

Better she's been outed, although not named.

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Better she's been outed, although not named.

If she's thick enough to phone 999 about a snowman then I'm sure she really doesn't care.

Perhaps she needs to seek some professional help.

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She's now the most read story on the Beeb web site. :)

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She's now the most read story on the Beeb web site. :)

IF she can read, like.


Funny how she is complaining about something being taken/destroyed that fell from the sky then she littered with her belongings

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