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AND not well enough to attend Xmas party tonight *sobs*

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AND not well enough to attend Xmas party tonight *sobs*
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All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Last time I had atrociously bad guts the Dr. gave me Codeine Phosphate. Worked a treat for the symptoms and the problem eventually disappeared, yet with all the testing they never worked out what it was. :?

The sh!ts?

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What a crap day.

Up at 4.30, caught the 6.00 ferry, drove to loughborough uni, sat in a stuffy conference room.

Conference finished an hour early, woohoo thing s are looking up - maybe I'll catch the earlier ferry back.

Nope. M40 was closed at j10.

Tried to divert through Banbury, as did everyone else in the whole frikkin world. Took me two and a half hours just to get through Banbury!

Just got home, 15 hours after I left it.

All for a three and a half hour meeting, where they informed us we will be working for up to six days over the Christmas break! joy.

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belchingmatt wrote:
Last time I had atrociously bad guts the Dr. gave me Codeine Phosphate. Worked a treat for the symptoms and the problem eventually disappeared, yet with all the testing they never worked out what it was. :?

The sh!ts?

Yeah I seem to be a stage past that now so going to walk in A+E if I can make it as I can't have this going on for much longer as it's literally tearing me apart inside and causing quite a lot of pain

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Yeah I seem to be a stage past that now so going to walk in A+E if I can make it as I can't have this going on for much longer as it's literally tearing me apart inside and causing quite a lot of pain

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Hope you get it sorted soon mate, not nice at all.

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adidan wrote:
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Yeah I seem to be a stage past that now so going to walk in A+E if I can make it as I can't have this going on for much longer as it's literally tearing me apart inside and causing quite a lot of pain

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Hope you get it sorted soon mate, not nice at all.

Cheers

Probably going to miss the work Xmas party tomorrow night too which sucks, had a hotel booked and everything so there is £100 non refundable gone

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Well went to A+E, took some blood samples, reckon I have a gastroenteritis virus and and an inflamed intestine as a result of the viral infection, doctors orders, ice cream and pretty much anything that isnt good for me :D (and a few things that are)


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Littlewoods online - feel the FAIL!

Voucher code they sent me doesn't work on their site, the site then opens up three new windows (not tabs) of their own ads before offering to let me download delivery options in some unknown file format... :?

So I phone them, only to be told I can't use the 'rewards' I've built up with them (thankfully this didn't matter in this instance). If the girl at the end of the phone hadn't been so helpful I wouldn't have bothered with the order, frankly :roll:

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okenobi wrote:
All I know so far is that Mark, Jimmy Olsen and Peter Parker use Nikon and everybody else seems to use Canon.
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Well you obviously. You're a one man vortex of despair.


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rustybucket wrote:
belchingmatt wrote:
Last time I had atrociously bad guts the Dr. gave me Codeine Phosphate. Worked a treat for the symptoms and the problem eventually disappeared, yet with all the testing they never worked out what it was. :?

The sh!ts?


Sh!ts I can handle, the accute abdominal cramps were incapacitating.

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The Dr wanted a stool sample to test and he gave me a small sample tube with a tiny diameter. I had no idea how I was supposed to get the sample inside. I decided on taking a dump into a sandwich bag, cutting the end off one of the corners and then squeeze it out like chefs do with cream and icing.


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