Is she going to be auditioning for the part of Long John Silver?

The new Hammer horror film (more modern horror than anything else) - I've never seen a trailer rip off so many other movies before

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVrQ4Iu8 ... r_embedded

Indeed, though the trailer for Battle:Los Angeles isn't far behind.

Didn't watch it, think I'll avoid any promo stuff for that if possible so I can watch it 'proper'...

Winners & Losers: 2011 Critics' Choice Movie Awards

Best Picture: 'The Social Network'

Best Actor: Colin Firth, 'The King's Speech'

Best Actress: Natalie Portman, 'Black Swan'

Best Supporting Actor: Christian Bale, 'The Fighter'

Best Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo, 'The Fighter'

Best Young Actor/Actress: Hailee Steinfeld, 'True Grit'

Best Acting Ensemble: 'The Fighter'

Best Director: David Fincher, 'The Social Network'

Best Original Screenplay: 'The King's Speech,' David Seidler

Best Adapted Screenplay: 'The Social Network,' Aaron Sorkin

Best Cinematography: 'Inception,' Wally Pfister

Best Art Direction: 'Inception,' Guy Hendrix Dyas and Larry Dias & Doug Mowat

Best Editing: 'Inception,' Lee Smith

Best Costume Design: 'Alice in Wonderland,' Colleen Atwood

Best Makeup: 'Alice in Wonderland'

Best Visual Effects: 'Inception'

Best Sound: 'Inception'

Best Animated Feature: 'Toy Story 3'

Best Action Movie: 'Inception'

Best Comedy: 'Easy A'

Best Picture Made For Television: 'The Pacific'

Best Foreign Language Film: 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo'

Best Documentary Feature: 'Waiting for 'Superman" '

Best Song: 'If I Rise,' performed by Dido and A.R. Rahman/music by A.R. Rahman/lyrics by Dido Armstrong and Rollo Armstrong; '127 Hours'

Best Score: 'The Social Network,' Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross

The Expendables 2 Gets Jean-Claude Van Damme If It Ditches Steven Seagal

Casting on Sylvester Stallone's sequel The Expendables 2 is starting to heat up as Sly prepares to shoot the sequel later this year. All of the original cast members, even Steve Austin, who died in the original, will be returning (we hear that Stone Cold may have an evil twin). But there has been much speculation, even on Stallone's part, about which new action luminaries he will be bringing in for this second helping. Sly's Tango & Cash better half, Kurt Russell, has been considered. Mike Tyson was toyed with and then dropped. Arnold Schwarzenegger may have a bigger role as his term as governor of California winds down. And Ryan Seacrest will participate in some capacity. But the two biggest names that action fans want to see return are Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal.

Director Sheldon Lettich, who is currently trying to launch a sequel to Double Impact (yes, the movie where Van Damme fights himself as twins), revealed that JCVD will be joining The Expendables 2. But there is one stipulation: He'll only do it if there is no Steven Seagal.

Apparently this won't be much of a problem, as The Expendables 2 producer Avi Lerner doesn't want Seagal anywhere near the set after a few bad experiences with him. Here is what Sheldon Lettich had to say:

JC seems to be leaning towards appearing in the sequel, as far as I know...If Steven Seagal is not in the sequel. From what I've heard it, [Steven Seagal won't be, not because of Sly, but because of producer Avi Lerner, who had a few bad experiences with Steven."

Lettich then chimed in about his own proposed sequel for Double Impact, saying:

We're getting closer to resolving the rights issue, but it's not something I can talk about yet, nor is it a sure thing. Stay tuned."

Casting confirmations for The Expendables 2 should come at any moment. Stay tuned.

The Expendables 2 is in development and stars Sylvester Stallone. The film is directed by Sylvester Stallone.

http://www.movieweb.com/news/the-expend ... ven-seagal

It comes to something when you're more excited about Double Impact 2 than a film that'll star pretty much every action legend going - yes, The Expendables really was that sh1t

If Seagal makes an appearance, they won't be able to call it an action movie....more like an inaction movie. He'd be able to soak up a few bullets, but that's about it.

Well, they could put his name on the poster then have him turn up for two minutes with rubbish dialogue like they did with Arnie and Bruce

He seems to be a right dick by most accounts these days. DMX called him something like a 'fcuking fcukhead, with fcuking spray-on hair'

It might be resentment at not getting the big starring roles any more, the same seems to have happened to Snipes

Christian Bale May Kill Someone Yet

When a rage for authenticity meets a passionate fakery meets a workingman's attitude, you get this guy. An actor of great dimension — just don't call him that. And he'll probably win some big award for his role in The Fighter, but don't dare tell him that. A funny and sometimes testy encounter with Mr. Bale.

http://www.esquire.com/features/christi ... rview-1210

I'm still reading this, but it's a fantastic interview

And some business cards:



More details here:

http://www.movieweb.com/news/the-sunday ... it-updates

Snipes is in jail at the moment, so unless he's starring in Prison Break, that'll be it for a while.

Problem is that geeks know how to download.