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Larry the cat is installed as Downing Street Chief Mouser 
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... ouser.html

So Cameron is using the big society solution to rats. Outsourcing to charity.

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For the first time ever, someone useful in Downing Street. ;) :lol:

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For the first time ever, someone useful in Downing Street. ;) :lol:

Well more productive than all the other street residents. And probably more popular by the end of the year.

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I wonder if people around him will start dying like with Oscar in the nursing home.

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Cats are great. Hopefully he'll do what all good cats do - washing his arse in the background while there is an important live broadcast going on. Gutting a rat or coughing up a hairball would also be good.

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I wonder if the address will go to his head and he will start wearing a fez or play the piano to impress the ladies.

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Image <== Mouser :D

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He's already doing well by attacking ITN journalists. :)

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ITN? I'm liking this cat more every day.

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He's already doing well by attacking ITN journalists. :)

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No just telling them that they need to have cuts as well.

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Normal cat damage to me, and no blood was drawn, so it’s not too bad if you ask me. You should see my arms at times (especially after a trip to the vet). That’s the price you pay for having a top predator with teeth and claws around.

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Normal cat damage to me, and no blood was drawn, so it’s not too bad if you ask me. You should see my arms at times (especially after a trip to the vet). That’s the price you pay for having a top predator with teeth and claws around.

Wow you have teeth and claws! :shock: Humans are generally the top predators everywhere.

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Paul1965 wrote:
He's already doing well by attacking ITN journalists. :)

He's a mouser.

What did they expect? :roll:

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ITN? I'm liking this car more every day.

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*Gray* So long as it doesn't attack any of the hot ones *Gray*

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Paul1965 wrote:
He's already doing well by attacking ITN journalists. :)

He's a mouser.

What did they expect? :roll:

Well only a matter of time before someone is killed. /s

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