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A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring himself, a court has heard.

It was the same farm he had returned to over a period of seven years.


http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/fp ... hird_time/

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There is a history of his visiting this particular farm seeking sexual gratification while immersed in cow dung and mud

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Didn't we have this story a few months ago? Or is this a different weirdo?

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Ah, he's reoffended.

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Someone get this man a psychiatrist. :shock:

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Someone get this man a psychiatrist. :shock:

Or a frontal labottomy....

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Or a frontal labottomy....


I think you are getting a bit too involved in this.

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When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.


Considering the situation I find the use of tissues odd.

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When police officers arrived soon after, they found him covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues.


Considering the situation I find the use of tissues odd.


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Someone get this man a psychiatrist. :shock:

Or a frontal labottomy....

or maybe a shower?

:lol:

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