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It appears as though somehow Apple has approved an escort app to the App Store. Renowned for extremely strict application approval processes, this would be a major error for Apple who pride themselves on keeping the App Store free of suggestive/illegal/unwanted applications.

Now there truly is an App for everything :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It appears as though somehow Apple has approved an escort app to the App Store. Renowned for extremely strict application approval processes, this would be a major error for Apple who pride themselves on keeping the App Store free of suggestive/illegal/unwanted applications.

Now there truly is an App for everything :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

There do need to be apps for divorce lawyers, STD clinics (with locations), and hotels that rent rooms by the hour. ;)

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Do they give apple the standard 30% (or whatever it is) of their fee? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Steve Jobs' appearance at the next WWDC keynote leaves attendees surprised...

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Steve Jobs' appearance at the next WWDC keynote leaves attendees surprised...

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PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I care not which way round it is as long as at some point some sort of semi-naked wrestling is involved.

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Yes but the opportunity to legally kill someone with a giant dildo does not happen every day.

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better than the black turtle necks. :D

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Ace, Belfast appears to be prostitute free.
I said prostitute free, not free prostitutes.

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Ace, Belfast appears to be prostitute free.

I find it somewhat hard to believe that is actually the case, to be honest with you.

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I said prostitute free, not free prostitutes.

Well yeah,or you'd need a much bigger airport :).

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I can't stand seeing prossies on the streets. .... I'm not too keen on seeing beggars either.

I'm quite happy with buskers though.

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Jobs, giving new meaning to 'Mac daddy' :lol:

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In one of the books I've read detailing the convoluted history of Apple it was mentioned that Steve Jobs was very taken with Bo Derek when he met her at some promotional function. However it all came to nothing leaving Steve a bit crestfallen. Discussing the incident with work colleagues later, he bemoaned the fact that Bo repelled his romantic overtures. One of the colleagues then pointed out that there's no way Bo would have married him as it would mean her name would then be Bo Jobs.

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