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Do you ever feel like you were born to the wrong family? My cousin who was born 3 days before me (hence we were close as kids) just posted on Facebook "laying in bed trying not to feel old now I'm going to be a nanna". WTF? She's 32!

I couldn't bring myself to respond.

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Do you ever feel like you were born to the wrong family? My cousin who was born 3 days before me (hence we were close as kids) just posted on Facebook "laying in bed trying not to feel old now I'm going to be a nanna". WTF? She's 32!

I couldn't bring myself to respond.

Does your family tree lack branches? :lol:

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I just thought of a witty retort to something my tutor said to me in 1989.

He's dead now, so I guess it's not really quick enough :(

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Somebody I don't know (at least I think I don't know) kindly posted one of my images to reddit today. Consequently my Flickr stats are almost six times more than what they usually average for a single day.
That's nice that someone liked one of my images so much they wanted to share it in such a way.

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Watched a bit of Crimewatch last night. It occurred to me that if a skeleton is found then there's no way of knowing whether that person had gone through gender reassignment and so they may ask about a reconstruction of a man and whether you knew them or not when in actual fact they lived their lives as a woman. You wouldn't know that from the skeleton.

I guess it won't happen that often though.

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adidan wrote:
Watched a bit of Crimewatch last night. It occurred to me that if a skeleton is found then there's no way of knowing whether that person had gone through gender reassignment and so they may ask about a reconstruction of a man and whether you knew them or not when in actual fact they lived their lives as a woman. You wouldn't know that from the skeleton.

I guess it won't happen that often though.


You bored last night Dan? Random I'll give you that.

Not that I've been thinking about this but dont some people going through gender reassigment have ribs removed, hips and facial alterations or did I just make that all up?

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You bored last night Dan? Random I'll give you that.

Lol, something like that Rich, the GF was on ebay most of last night. She's a bit obsessed at the mo. :lol:

If I'm left for longer than 5 minutes my mind becomes full of random tangents.

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Not that I've been thinking about this but dont some people going through gender reassigment have ribs removed, hips and facial alterations or did I just make that all up?


I have a friend who went through gender reassignment. It's very unusual to have anything more than the reconstruction and maybe a boob job. In which case, a skeleton with the breast implants would probably be deemed to be female, even allowing for the pelvis being of the male form.

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New Zealand trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose

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Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.


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belchingmatt wrote:
New Zealand trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose

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Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.


:shock:


OMG *shares*

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Mr McCormack confided that the air was gradually escaping his body in the way that air usually does.

Why does he just say he is farting?

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belchingmatt wrote:
New Zealand trucker 'blown up like balloon' by air hose

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Steven McCormack had fallen between the cab and the trailer of his truck, breaking the air hose.

The nozzle pierced his buttock and began pumping air into his body, which expanded dramatically.


:shock:

I've seen something similar with high pressure injection injury - Hydraulic oil though in my case. Not pretty.

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I hope he asked for a pay rise due to inflation.
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