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Worker ballooned after high-pressure air hose 'accidentally lodged in his backside'

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An electrician was left seriously injured after he was 'inflated' by a pressurised air line which 'accidentally went up his backside'.

The father-of-one, who is suing his employers, is unsure exactly how it happened.


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Is it just me or do the couple in the picture look like they are forcing a straight face? :lol:

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Paul1965 wrote:
Worker ballooned after high-pressure air hose 'accidentally lodged in his backside'

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An electrician was left seriously injured after he was 'inflated' by a pressurised air line which 'accidentally went up his backside'.


In court today:

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He said: 'I was just concentrating on doing my job and I just felt an absolute gush of wind blow through my anus.'

Mr Jones asked Mr Durrant: 'Mr Herring's actions must have been deliberate, not that he set out to inflict serious injury on you, but in bringing the hose to your bottom, anus area, he must have being doing that deliberately to play a prank?'
'Yes,' Mr Durrant replied.
He was asked if he thought the actions of Mr Herring were 'extremely dangerous and foolish'.
'Looking back, yes', Mr Durrant replied.


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Paul1965 wrote:
Paul1965 wrote:
Worker ballooned after high-pressure air hose 'accidentally lodged in his backside'

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An electrician was left seriously injured after he was 'inflated' by a pressurised air line which 'accidentally went up his backside'.


In court today:

Quote:
He said: 'I was just concentrating on doing my job and I just felt an absolute gush of wind blow through my anus.'

Mr Jones asked Mr Durrant: 'Mr Herring's actions must have been deliberate, not that he set out to inflict serious injury on you, but in bringing the hose to your bottom, anus area, he must have being doing that deliberately to play a prank?'
'Yes,' Mr Durrant replied.
He was asked if he thought the actions of Mr Herring were 'extremely dangerous and foolish'.
'Looking back, yes', Mr Durrant replied.


:)


He's a very lucky man. It could so easily have been a case of "air today, gone tomorrow"

Sorry, I'll get my coat :lol:

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An Insane Marijuana Plantation in Mexico

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:lol:

That will be quite a weekend party. If they actually legalised it the tax benefits would be very handy. Plus far fewer people in prison.

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pcernie wrote:
An Insane Marijuana Plantation in Mexico

http://www.uncoached.com/2011/08/24/an- ... in-mexico/

:lol:

That will be quite a weekend party. If they actually legalised it the tax benefits would be very handy. Plus far fewer people in prison.


I think the amount of people not in work/attending hospital with obesity-related problems would somewhat neuter the benefits :lol: ;)

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I think the amount of people not in work/attending hospital with obesity-related problems would somewhat neuter the benefits :lol: ;)

Do you honestly think that the usage will soar if it is legal? I might fall like it has in Netherlands. As for obesity you would have to seriously have the munchies for that to happen. :D

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Amnesia10 wrote:
pcernie wrote:
I think the amount of people not in work/attending hospital with obesity-related problems would somewhat neuter the benefits :lol: ;)

Do you honestly think that the usage will soar if it is legal? I might fall like it has in Netherlands. As for obesity you would have to seriously have the munchies for that to happen. :D


Do you honestly think we could even deal with the usage soaring? ;)

We couldn't even deal with reclassifying it :lol: :oops:

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pcernie wrote:
Do you honestly think we could even deal with the usage soaring? ;)

We couldn't even deal with reclassifying it :lol: :oops:

Well I suspect that everyone realised that the politicians would change their minds eventually.

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