Could have told you that myself

When I was there they put something something like £5000 behind a bar for 90 of us, and about 20 of those didn't drink, then there was the intern Christmas party that was put on inc hotel rooms and was something like £20k and had jelly shot slides made of ice.
My teams Christmas party was to Brighton though and was pretty much an all day bender starting on the train at 9am with fish and chips, a kangaroo burger for food and finishing about 6am the next morning

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