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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
Posts: 6580
Location: Getting there
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I don't think we have one so I thought I'd start one  ... Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side. 
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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What's long, hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
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AlunD
Site Admin
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:12 am
Posts: 7011
Location: Wiltshire
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What do you call an Englishman with his hands on the Rugby World Cup? An engraver
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm
Posts: 10022
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Oh, really? And just who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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james016
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Tue May 05, 2009 5:52 pm
Posts: 1899
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A policeman is at the end of his night shift and pulls over a speeding driver after a short chase
As it is very late he says to the driver It's the end of my shift so if you can give a good enough reason, I'll let you go"
The driver thinks for a minute and replies "Well my wife ran off with a policeman and I though you were trying to give her back"
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm
Posts: 4876
Location: Newcastle
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Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman walk into a pub
To watch Wales play rugby
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PaulKey
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 8:18 am
Posts: 385
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paulzolo
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm
Posts: 12251
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Two fish in a tank. One says to the other “how do you drive this thing?”
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
Posts: 12030
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I just finished taking part in a 24 hour Scrabble marathon.
Talk about a night on the tiles.
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm
Posts: 4955
Location: on the naughty step
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Why did Wally wear stripes?
He didn't want to be spotted...
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
Posts: 5071
Location: Manchester
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I never wanted to beleive that my Dad stole from his job as a road worker, but when i got home, all the signs were there.
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EddArmitage
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm
Posts: 5288
Location: ln -s /London ~
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What cheese do you use to hide a small horse?
Mascapone.
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
Posts: 12030
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My girlfriend didn't believe I could build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen her face when I drove past 'er.
(Better spoken than read.)
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steve74
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm
Posts: 1798
Location: Manchester
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When my wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
Posts: 12030
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How does Stephen Hawking refresh at the end of the day?
F5.
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