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I particularly like one of the last facts regarding the Sony Playstation...

I couldn't believe it so I just had to keep re-reading it to take it all in...

Edit: Scrolling up the number of words spoken by women is interesting too...

So many facts, so little time.

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Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:36 am
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veato wrote:
Have to do a presentation for an interview. The topic is Exceeding Customer Expectations in Projects and Service Delivery. I'm going to base my presentation on the subheading Can You Do Too Much?

That's right - I'm going into an interview and intend on explaining to the panel why you SHOULDN'T exceed customer expectations.

Sounds a bit mental when I think about it.


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Got the job!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

They called today to make an informal offer. They'd like me to start Jan 9th so as long as nothing goes wrong with my references (my boss is a complete cock, I will actually kill him if he [LIFTED] this up) I'll be handing my notice in next week.

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veato wrote:
veato wrote:
Have to do a presentation for an interview. The topic is Exceeding Customer Expectations in Projects and Service Delivery. I'm going to base my presentation on the subheading Can You Do Too Much?

That's right - I'm going into an interview and intend on explaining to the panel why you SHOULDN'T exceed customer expectations.

Sounds a bit mental when I think about it.


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Got the job!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

They called today to make an informal offer. They'd like me to start Jan 9th so as long as nothing goes wrong with my references (my boss is a complete cock, I will actually kill him if he [LIFTED] this up) I'll be handing my notice in next week.

Nice one! Grats!

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veato wrote:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Got the job!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D .

Congrats that man.

And yes you should always manage a customers expectation so you can exceed it ;)

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AlunD wrote:
veato wrote:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Got the job!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D .

Congrats that man.

+1

Brilliant news! :D

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Something to look forward to in the new year.

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So funny!

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Linux_User is seeing a Welsh girl, that is all. :ugeek:

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seeing a Welsh girl

Romantic entanglement or night-vision goggles?

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seeing a Welsh girl

Romantic entanglement or night-vision goggles?


Well it was posted at 4:12am. Maybe he was up a tree looking in through the bedroom window? :lol:

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veato wrote:
veato wrote:
Have to do a presentation for an interview. The topic is Exceeding Customer Expectations in Projects and Service Delivery. I'm going to base my presentation on the subheading Can You Do Too Much?

That's right - I'm going into an interview and intend on explaining to the panel why you SHOULDN'T exceed customer expectations.

Sounds a bit mental when I think about it.


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Got the job!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

They called today to make an informal offer. They'd like me to start Jan 9th so as long as nothing goes wrong with my references (my boss is a complete cock, I will actually kill him if he [LIFTED] this up) I'll be handing my notice in next week.


well done .....

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veato wrote:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Got the job!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Well done Sir, huzzah!

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Congrats.

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I've just paid £3 to download two episodes of knight rider despite the fact that I have the series on DVD and could have ripped and converted them to mp4 format.

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I haz Twiglets.

Someone just dropped off a party sized tub of them, in the office. :D

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