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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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Barry Gibb has requested that Robin be buried with his twin Maurice.
The Gravedigger said "Well that depends....how deep is your bruv?"
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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Wife texts husband on a cold spring day -
"Windows frozen".
He texts back "Pour lukewarm water over".
A further text from wife, "Thanks,
PC completely buggered now".
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John_Vella
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:55 am
Posts: 7935
Location: Manchester.
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On a similar note, if you'll pardon the pun... I was in the herb garden last night and thought I heard the spirit of Robin Gibb. Turned out it was just the chives talking. _________________John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker  Sorry  I'll behave now. Promise
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phantombudgie
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:45 pm
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I've herb it all before. Thyme and Thyme again.
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm
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_________________Jim
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paulzolo
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm
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The opportunity to open a baker shop in town has arisen. I plan on helping the community by employing people who are both physically and mentally disabled.
The bakery will be called "Special Kneads".
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm
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Location: Exeter
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The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
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"The woman is a riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma I've had sex with."
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lumbthelesser
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Fri May 21, 2010 11:38 pm
Posts: 442
Location: Manchester
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It has been announced that Greece leaving the Euro is now a fait accompli, which, ironically, is also a Greek phrase meaning 'hard cheese'.
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According to a recent poll, over 70% of Americans don't believe Trump's hair was born in the USA.
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
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A policeman pulled me over on the motorway.
He came to the window and said "Papers", so I replied "Scissors, I win", and drove off.
He must want a rematch because he's been chasing me for [LIFTED] miles now
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steve74
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm
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Location: Manchester
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Where the hell was that guy from the Mars Bar advert when England needed him? 
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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It wasn't a joke I don't think, but one of the commentators mentioned a player's German mother quite randomly   _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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Paul1965
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:29 pm
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"I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet." - Stanislaw Lem
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Breaking News: American gun lobby proposes sweeping ban on cinemas.
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm
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"WHAT DO WE WANT?"
"A cure for Tourettes!"
"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"
****!
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
TIME TRAVEL!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
THAT'S IRRELEVANT!
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