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Just been offered a job in a tropical paradise.

Centre Parcs? ;) :lol:

They're not tropical. It's obviously in Cleethorpes.


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Just been offered a job in a tropical paradise.

Um Bongo factory?

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Port Douglas - QLD - Australia

So not Centre Parcs. :lol:

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Nice!

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Job Description:

Watch girls in bikinis squeezing into rubber suits.
Watch girls in bikinis extracting themselves from rubber suits.
Watch girls in bikinis.

Oh, and teach a few people how to dive.

It will be nice to go diving in tropical waters again, but I will miss the ice swimming from Denmark.

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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.


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That's not employment, it's heaven ;)

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belchingmatt wrote:
Job Description:

Watch girls in bikinis squeezing into rubber suits.
Watch girls in bikinis extracting themselves from rubber suits.
Watch girls in bikinis.

Oh, and teach a few people how to dive.

It will be nice to go diving in tropical waters again, but I will miss the ice swimming from Denmark.


Jammy sod :shock: well done that man. :D

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This thread is worthless without pics.

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I think he'll have to get there first...


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belchingmatt wrote:
Job Description:

Watch girls in bikinis squeezing into rubber suits.
Watch girls in bikinis extracting themselves from rubber suits.
Watch girls in bikinis.

Oh, and teach a few people how to dive.

It will be nice to go diving in tropical waters again, but I will miss the ice swimming from Denmark.

Result!

Are they paying you, or are you paying them? :lol:

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I'll be freelancing for a company up there.

There is a cloud to the silver lining though. Although I'm a qualified First Aid, CPR, AED and Oxygen Administration instructor, they aren't recognised in Qld so I have to attend additional courses that are. :roll:

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After 2 years, 8 months and 5 days, I finally have a job interview - at a software company in Lutterworth.


After 2 years, 8 months and 10 days, I've been offered the job.

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After 2 years, 8 months and 5 days, I finally have a job interview - at a software company in Lutterworth.


After 2 years, 8 months and 10 days, I've been offered the job.

8-)


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After 2 years, 8 months and 5 days, I finally have a job interview - at a software company in Lutterworth.


After 2 years, 8 months and 10 days, I've been offered the job.

8-)


Nice one, congrats!

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