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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm
Posts: 6355
Location: IoW
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I nearly bought that tee shirt. 
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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Seems a lot of people like this one:
Q. How many G4S security staff does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Six soldiers and a policeman
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm
Posts: 4876
Location: Newcastle
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How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb? lightbulb LED bulb lamp light garden bulb flourescent bulb plant bulb
_________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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| Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:30 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
Posts: 12030
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When life hands you melons, maybe you have dyslexia.
Via George Takei.
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
Posts: 6580
Location: Getting there
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I have sexdaily.
No, wait, I mean dyslexia!
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
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Location: London
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I saw that one on bookface too lol _________________Still the official cheeky one
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
Posts: 6580
Location: Getting there
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Shhh! Don't tell anyone I stole it
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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My lips are sealed  _________________Still the official cheeky one
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Congratulations to Britain's Andy Murray on his Gold medal. Commiserations to Scotland's Andy Murray on his Silver.
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steve74
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm
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Location: Manchester
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A fire-fighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a fire-fighter's helmet and the wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire-fighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the fire-fighter said with admiration. 'Thanks,' the girl replied. The fire-fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. 'Excuse me,' the fire-fighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.' The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.' 
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm
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I used to think Vaseline was invented by the Romans. Turns out it was Ancient Greece.
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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Number 1 joke at the fringe this year:
You know who really gives kids a bad name?
Posh & Becks
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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Went up to a stranger in the street there thinking it was my Dad.
Same build, beard & everything but it wasn't him; big faux pa.
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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Guy and his missus went to a restaurant last
night. Some of the other diners called him
"paedo" and "cradle snatcher". All because
He's 52 and she's 21...
Totally ruined their 10th anniversary.
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lumbthelesser
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Fri May 21, 2010 11:38 pm
Posts: 442
Location: Manchester
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What's the difference between an angry man and a gay Arab? One shakes a fist, the other....
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According to a recent poll, over 70% of Americans don't believe Trump's hair was born in the USA.
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