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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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After a few days in Ulster, Patrick returns home to Donegal.
'Well, what did you make of County Down then?' asks his friend.
'Sure it hasn't been the same since Carol left.' replies Patrick.
_________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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steve74
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm
Posts: 1798
Location: Manchester
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My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream.
Now all I want to do is rub it in.
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* Steve *
* Witty statement goes here *
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paulzolo
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm
Posts: 12251
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I have found out where dead opticians' ghosts come from. The spectacle plane.
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paulzolo
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm
Posts: 12251
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Max Bygraves used to do political broadcasts for the Conservative Party. He's start by saying "I wanna sell you a Tory".
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| Sun Sep 09, 2012 10:29 am |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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BREAKING NEWS
Apple are planning a law suit on the estate of Alexander Graham Bell for using the word "phone".
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| Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:59 am |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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Q. What do you get if you cross Prince Charles and Queen Elizabeth?
A. Killed in a tunnel...
_________________Still the official cheeky one 
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Q) What was the last thing to go through Diana's mind before she died? A) The dashboard
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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Did you hear about Diana on the radio? And the windscreen, and the dashboard, and the carpet...
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
Posts: 5071
Location: Manchester
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jonlumb
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:44 pm
Posts: 4141
Location: Exeter
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What, too soon?
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"The woman is a riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma I've had sex with."
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
Posts: 5071
Location: Manchester
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Too crap.
*checks rest of thread* oh no wait....
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| Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:58 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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How do you tell if someone has the new iPhone 5? Don't worry, they'll let you know...
_________________Still the official cheeky one
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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How do you tell if someone doesn't have the new iPhone 5? Don't worry, they'll make jokes like this.
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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Whenever I write a letter to someone, I always add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law.
It's my P.S. de resistance.
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| Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:34 pm |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:21 am
Posts: 12700
Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Strange. A non x404 friend posted that exact joke on FB today.
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