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ProfessorF
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It's obviously doing the rounds. 
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| Wed Sep 19, 2012 6:57 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
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I cooked for my girlfriend's parents for the first time.
As I handed out the rarely cooked steak to her father he said, "I like it well done."
I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."
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| Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:13 pm |
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
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Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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Sounds like my mother-in-law. She's causes such a disproportionate fuss if her steak is anything other than cremated.
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| Thu Sep 20, 2012 6:46 am |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
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My Mum likes it blue. She's Belgian. The Brits do seem to like creamting their meat. Bf likes pork chops roasted solid where I like them lightly grilled. On another note oldie but still funny A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, "no" She said, 'Ye will be when the tide comes in.' _________________Still the official cheeky one 
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finlay666
Spends far too much time on here
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Location: Newcastle
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I heard that but about vegans at a party _________________TwitterCharlie Brooker: Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui.
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oceanicitl
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You could apply it to plenty of things am sure. I nicked it off twitter _________________Still the official cheeky one
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l3v1ck
What's a life?
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Location: The Right Side of the Pennines (metaphorically & geographically)
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It's funny because it's true.
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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A good friend of mine likes his steak cooked well done, and then cooked well done again. I convinced him once to try a medium steak, but he was on the toilet all night. IBS or something so I don't make fun of him.
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l3v1ck
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She confuses the matter by asking for it to be 'cooked properly' when she orders it. 'Properly' means different things to different people. The waiters are always having to check what she means.
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belchingmatt
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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That just makes her sound arrogant. Which I'm sure is the point you'are making.
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If one is diving so close to the limits that +/- 1% will make a difference then the error has already been made.
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jonbwfc
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Great joke just on Mock The Week
I was helping my Grandad set up his new computer, he asked me 'How do you print something then?'
I replied 'Just Control-P'
He said 'I haven't been able to do that for years!'
Jon
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l3v1ck
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Generally she isn't. She's just weird when it comes to food.
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oceanicitl
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Jimmy Carr to David Hasslehoff; So David what's your new film Piranha 3DD about?
David: About an hour & a half
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Amnesia10
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Who gives kids a bad name?
Posh & Becks
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steve74
Doesn't have much of a life
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Breaking News:
A group of dyslexic parents have just beaten up Jimmy Somerville
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