I think the 2 months of 3 times a week swimming is paying off. I feel less barrel-like today.

EDIT: this just popped up on Twitter:

Just like pills, exercise comes with side effects.

Only these side effects are:-

Better health, more energy, and an improved mood.

wood worm make a nice crackly noise and then *pop* when you put an infested piece of wood on the fire

My boyfriend has just seen Johnny Depp outside the Ivy.

[lifted] [lifted]

EDIT: JOHNNY [LIFTED] DEPP!!!!!!!!!!!!

that man's homosexual in all his films

a) He's not (and if it weren't for the fact that this is a largely work safe forum I'd post a screenshot from Blow to demonstrate).
b) What the [LIFTED] would it matter if he was?

Maybe someone isn't comfortable in his own sexuality

Mmmmmm

He used to be around Bath a reasonable amount. He caused the tourists to become even more of a road-block than normal.

a prime example is the pirates of the caribbean films, look at the camp girly way he acts. most eccentric





that madam toussads waxwork isint very convincing

I think his ex-wife and gaggle of children may suggest otherwise.

Kissing Keira Knightley and confessing to a relationship with Calypso?

The idea that Depp is gay is all kinds of ludicrous, but never take the fact they've done a particular type of sex scene in a film as any sort of indication. I once saw a very raunchy straight sex scene involving an actress who is quite openly a lesbian in real life. They're actors, they lie for a living.

Jon

You mean the film where he keeps getting slapped for groping women?

Isn't that illegal?

The Skyfall Heineken advert. WTF?