The Earth is gunna get it's ar$e kicked on the 21st December, by a giant Jupiter-like planet/Earth-like planet/Moon-sized meteor, called Nibiru, either hitting or or passing so close as to trigger a world-ending cataclysm - NASA knows all about it, but is keeping quiet because we can't see it yet.

Of course, just in case nothing happens on Dec 21st, the tin-foil hat brigade have already pencilled in May next year for the main event; and, just to be extra sure, something will definitely happen by July 2014.
Just don't tell Bratty, alreet!?

The Earth is gunna get it's ar$e kicked on the 21st December, by a giant Jupiter-like planet/Earth-like planet/Moon-sized meteor, called Nibiru, either hitting or or passing so close as to trigger a world-ending cataclysm - NASA knows all about it, but is keeping quiet because we can't see it yet.

Of course, just in case nothing happens on Dec 21st, the tin-foil hat brigade have already pencilled in May next year for the main event; and, just to be extra sure, something will definitely happen by July 2014.

Just don't tell Bratty, alreet!?

Have you been misreading the Mayan calendar again?

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20648537,00.html?xid=rss-fullcontent

*Movement outside door, lifts 'cell'* 'I'm totally OD'ing!'

Rhianna earned £5 for turning on the Christmas lights at the Westfield Stratford shopping centre, and singing a song.

There's a few 0's missing there, surely?

When the superstar and husband Jay-Z filed an application with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office just days after their daughter was born Jan. 7, the wheels of bureaucracy seemed to turn unusually fast for the VIP couple: Officials quickly handed denials to rival entrepreneurs seeking to slap the name on perfumes and children’s clothes, noting that buyers might assume that the products were approved by the celebrity family. But one of the merchant still has time to appeal, so feds have put a hold on Beyonce’s application for now.

Meanwhile, the USPTO last week granted trademark rights to a Boston wedding planner, who’d operated under the name Blue Ivy since 2009 — but only for use in event planning. Since the Carters weren’t trying to get in on that particular field, the two trademarks didn’t conflict, contrary to widespread reports. What do the superstars want to use the name for? Well, skin care products, key chains, CDs, ring tones, eyeglasses, curlers, strollers, stickers, handbags. wallets, playpens, baby bedding, scrunchies, teething rings, soccer balls, and movies — among other things. Stay tuned.

There's a few 0's missing there, surely?

"Principle of least astonishment", or PLA for short, is an actual thing. As is DWIM ("Do What I Mean"). They have Wiki pages and everything.