Louise Lear? What?

I'm sorry, have you forgotten about the delectable Helen Willetts?

She was a lot hotter yesterday:

Nice baubles.

Not you, Bill. Jesus Christ...

'For God's sake love, get your bald twat out of the way!'

Could have been me as she looks very, very much like an ex of mine, apart from the fact my ex wears spectacles. She doesn't seem to be on very much these days though, they've got a new tranche of younger weather guessers they seem to prefer.

Waaay too skinny. If she tripped, she'd fall down the cracks in the floorboards.

I don't think dancing is rubbish but live and let live

Dancing is fine. Come Dancing was fine until they had to sprinkle "celebrité" all over it in order to make it fashionable again. It used to be a proper dance competition the plebs could take part in, now it's just more shiny noise filled with so-called famous people.

It's the idea that no-one will watch anything if it doesn't have at least one Z-list sleb in it that annoys me. Make the show compelling and entertaining, and I'll watch it. Fill it with "famous" people, often only famous for being famous, and I'd rather watch paint dry.

Any particular colour?



Yes I'm ****ing bored at work

As good a place as any to post this:
http://fstoppers.com/check-out-these-dramatic-celebrity-transformations-via-retouching

Jessica Alba is the only one who looks good pre-touch-up.

*smut filters activated*

The Keira Knightley one is quite famous. It's so silly she even complained about it herself.

Jon

Just seen a tweet - on BBC Breakfast tomorrow they're doing the 'Presenters challenge' thing they do every christmas. This year it's being filmed (or I suspect already has been) at Manchester Velodrome and will involve four presenters in lycra. Two of those are Susanna Reid and Sophie Raworth. This is counterbalanced by the fact one of the other ones is Bill Turnbull.