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tombolt
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:38 am
Posts: 2967
Location: Dorchester, Dorset
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Sorry, only just noticed this. It was an immaculate c reg escort rs turbo. Plus a car that had its entire front bumper and part of its wing torn off. It looked as if she'd just driven off from an accident and decided she needed some petrol. Also, the day after Boxing Day, so I was feeling a little tired and, for want of a better word, hungover.
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| Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:03 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm
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Roughly (it depends primarily on your age) your chance of winning the lottery is equal to your chance of being killed in any 15 minute period of a calendar year. So never buy a lottery ticket more than a quarter of a hour before the draw.
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| Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:13 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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My new boots are a big tight with 2 pairs of socks on
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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That I was born on a Friday, the one where the Argies and some scrap metallers helped to kick off the Falklands War  _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
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Location: London
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I was working in a casino as a croupier when that was going on. Now you've learnt 2 things  _________________Still the official cheeky one
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm
Posts: 6580
Location: Getting there
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LOL! I trained as a croupier and worked in the casino for about 6 months. On the roulette tables.
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:26 pm
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am
Posts: 11039
Location: London
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Think I lasted 9 months & did roulette too. I would've stayed but they changed my shifts from Saturday night / Sunday & Monday off to Tuesday / Wednesday off and I never saw my friends or family. Had to lie on my CV as I had trouble getting a job after that and an agency suggested putting down temporary work. Got a job straight away after that. _________________Still the official cheeky one
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
Posts: 45931
Location: Belfast
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That Duff McKagen (GNR) is part of yet another 'supergroup'. These are good IMO  _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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| Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:39 pm |
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jonbwfc
What's a life?
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
Posts: 5071
Location: Manchester
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Kim Peek, the savant that Rainman is based on, read books by reading the left page with his left eye, the right page with his right eye, and he could read those pages in 10 seconds, while remembering 98% of every book he ever read, including encyclopaedias.
This fact was brought to you by What The Effing [LIFTED]
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm
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Location: Manchester
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Yes I got to listening to some of the crap they produced. I then watched a documentary where they droned on about the most pretentious banalities and then burned a million pounds in an horrific display of gluttony which the airheads thought was beautifully ironic. It was one of the most distasteful displays I've ever seen, I felt disgusted when they wanted me to cheer and revel in it. From what i have seen of them, I feel confident in judging them to be two of the most pointless [LIFTED] to have ever breathed.
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| Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:47 pm |
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm
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Johanna Pulkkinen is a very well put together lady.
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pcernie
Legend
Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm
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Location: Belfast
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I know it was gash, but I still find their stuff infectious today. That reads ruder than I wanted it to _________________Plain English advice on everything money, purchase and service related:
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/
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| Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:23 pm |
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm
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Location: behind the sofa
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I also find their infectious gash to be quite funky. _________________jonbwfc's law: "In any forum thread someone will, no matter what the subject, mention Firefly." When you're feeling too silly for x404, youRwired.net
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