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paulzolo
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:27 pm
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I really hope that this is real. Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin http://superofficialnews.com/news/
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:58 pm
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Location: behind the sofa
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No, sorry, I really don't think anything on "Super Official" is true. http://superofficialnews.com/secrets/Although, he does have a bookface: https://www.facebook.com/fappythedolphin?ref=stream"Masterbation is the devils typewriter"  _________________jonbwfc's law: "In any forum thread someone will, no matter what the subject, mention Firefly." When you're feeling too silly for x404, youRwired.net
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Spreadie
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:06 pm
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Location: IoW
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Bit early for April Fools day, no?
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cloaked_wolf
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:46 pm
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TBH it wouldn't surprise me if it were true.
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timark_uk
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:11 pm
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Location: Belfast
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Amnesia10
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Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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And this is why Fappy the dolphin is so wrong. _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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Location: behind the sofa
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So if exercising alone is off the menu, I guess the real message for these young boys is to find themselves a MILF to help them "stroke the dolphin"?
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Amnesia10
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My favourite line about the practice is from Woody Allen, "I know that I am a wonderful lover, whenever I am alone I practice."
_________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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JJW009
I haven't seen my friends in so long
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I forget who said it was "sex with someone I love" _________________jonbwfc's law: "In any forum thread someone will, no matter what the subject, mention Firefly." When you're feeling too silly for x404, youRwired.net
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Amnesia10
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Or with someone that really loves you. _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
Joined: Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:55 pm
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Location: on the naughty step
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I know this is a spoof, but it's seriously messed up to teach kids that sex is dirty and unnatural. 
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Amnesia10
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I think that the those that believe this are remarkably bigoted to start with. _________________Do concentrate, 007... "You are gifted. Mine is bordering on seven seconds." https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTg5MzczNTkhttp://astore.amazon.co.uk/wwwx404couk-21
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TheFrenchun
Officially Mrs saspro
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Sadly bigots usually are the worst at biology :S
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james016
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The name reminds me of Sexual Harassment Panda.
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