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I don't know if it's real, but if it is you've got to admire MINI's PR people for this gem of an advert.

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How many times have we all said "I'm starving, I could eat a horse"?

Now you can. Findus Lasagne seems to be top choice.

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Amnesia10 wrote:
l3v1ck wrote:
How many times have we all said "I'm starving, I could eat a horse"?

Now you can. Findus Lasagne seems to be top choice.


ló = horse in hungarian :evil:

http://www.google.hu/search?hl=hu&site= ... VTLXS5K1LU

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Today's cursorial Bratty announcement was brought to you by the letter "How Interesting".


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I don't know if it's real, but if it is you've got to admire MINI's PR people for this gem of an advert.

It's real

It's on the back page of today's Indy

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New food contamination scandal.
Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings are found to contain Uncle Bens DNA.

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New food contamination scandal.
Aunt Bessie's Yorkshire puddings are found to contain Uncle Bens DNA.

"Aunt Bessie and Uncle Ben have come together to bring you..." Urgg what a nightmare thought!

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Ridiculously photogenic horse UK edition.

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My friend ate horse meat and went to the hospital, she is now in a stable condition.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jewish jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm tired of them.

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I can still remember when the scented candle shop I worked in burned down.
Everyone was so calm...

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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Jap, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scotsman, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub.

The doorman stops them and says, 'Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai.'

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Very good. I hope you copy and pasted it!

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Comic Sans, Papyrus and Brush Script walk into a bar. The barman says "We don't serve your type".


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