Why do I keep on getting logged out of the forum today?
It was fine until early this afternoon and since then I'm automatically logged out three times in one day.
What gives peeps? (8+\

Mark

For some reason that happens if I am away for an hour or so. I might have to log in a number of times a day.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-22158829

This would have gone in the Tails of Fail thread, but our system still randomly classifies individual threads as inappropriate and blocks them; which also qualifies for the Tails of Fail thread.

I bet someone would have complained if they hadn't. You could possibly park a moped there, which would completely block all access.

This stomach bug or whatever it is is seriously starting to annoy me, I'm getting really really bad stomach pains on and off coupled with bouts of diarrhea and vomit. I thought it would pass, but 2 days in and I'm fed up.

I had that the other week. A couple of days of just eating apples, bananas and drinking squash sorted me out.

I've been sticking to one piece of dry toast in the morning and one in the evening. Just went and got some Imodium which should apparently help. Hopefully it'll pass by tomorrow, I've got holidaying to do.

I picked up a nasty bug when last in Paris from a huge plate of seafood. I had the runs for the night and after a very long constitutional the next morning and I was right as rain. The girlfriend only a nibble at my dish and was hit later but was out for a week. I must have eating 99% of what was toxic and still recovered the next day.

From a veteran of the dodgy seafood, I advise just plain boiled rice for a while, with some flat coke if you drink that kind of thing and natural yogurt once you're about recovered

I never worry about that. Only when I get something serious am I out for a couple of days. When that happens I just drink barley water and stay in bed till I am ready. Once the toxins have exited then I am back to normal. Then I eat what ever I fancy. It is very rare that I ever get struck down like that. Most cases of food poisoning for me barely raise my temperature.

I had something similar last year, turns out I have problems with bread - either wheat or yeast, not sure yet. If it keeps up, try cutting out the bread and eat an apple or something.

By me, it took a couple of weeks of regular bouts of diarrhea to work out that it happened every time I ate bread or drank alcohol free wheat beer.

I would never notice that. I cannot even remember earlier meals from today without looking at the kitchen sink to see what the plates are covered with.

It could have been a severe IBS related thing, both Mum and brother have IBS but I've never given it a thought until now.

I feel a bit better today but I've just had half a chicken wrap and the belly is rumbling, not sure if its because I haven't eaten in 2 days or because my body is going to reject it. Time will tell.

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