My brother's just eaten my lunch. Not impressed. Oh well, at least we're going out for a meal this evening, and it'll help me lose some much un-needed weight.

Edd

Bah!

The graphics card in my work PC fried itself last week and it was replaced (7300 dead, replaced with a 6200). The 6200 is the suxxorz!

I have iTunes running a video podcast on one monitor (small window) and editing a document on the other, the system can't keep up with my typing (and system load is under 20%)!

Possibly, but I enjoyed the latest trilogy, and getting them on HD-DVDs is great as I have been picking them up for a couple of quid each time which is great, got the blade runner for £3 a while ago, it's generally cheaper than regular DVD

Blade Runner.

Mark

Fooking stupid fooking biatch, can't fooking stop to fooking think how fooking stupid she sounds and how much of a fooknig chest aching biatch she is!

Now read that as the real words, and times the anger by 600.

I swear ot dear lord, I want to slap this woman, she is becoming exceeding arragont, and jumps at the chance to make people look stupid. Not with me love!

So we were just chatting, a group of us in the accounts office, I popped my head in to see if an invoice has been paid, and ended up chatting.

So one of the ladies goes, "Ohh. I just had a big waft of toast then! That was weird!"

So I chirrped in and said "You know, they say the first sign of a stroke is smelling something burning like toast!"

So little miss prim and propper goes, *with a tried-to-hard-to-put-on posh voice* "Oh, I think it's time to go back to your office now! It's actuallly the taste of metal in your mouth."

So I looked at her and said "Actually it IS the smell of something burning, the taste of metal in your mouth is usually lead of mercury poisiion, wich is normally caused by a loose filling, or eating too much fish... I was just trying to make a joke about the toast."

She looked at me and before she could even open her mouth to speak back, I said "And for your information, if you ever speak down to me like that again, I'll make sure your repremanded."

Slammed the door and walked out.

ARGHHH! I wasnna go slap her in the face!

Crikey! Remind me not to cross you!

God shes such an arrogant woman. You work in accounts love, as a clerk. Wise up.

Trying to make me look stupid... Why?

Never liked her from the start anyway, and not been having such a yanky doodle day either. She got the blunt end.

THE BEST LINE EVER....
For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove
Is an 'Australian treasure!'



General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
Read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time...
It is a portion of an ABC radio interview between a female broadcaster and
General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
military Headquarters.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys
when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching
children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before
they even touch a firearm..


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are
you?

The radiocast went silent for 46 seconds and when it returned, the
interview was over.

I really hate bean counters

OH GOD I LOL'D AT THAT!

I bet he's a scream to go out to dinner with...

Snopes calls it false

Just buying a few more hd-dvds, trying to get the Matrix ultimate trilogy on hd-dvd and transformers 2 disc special edition and a few others, annoyingly I found a Canadian shop that had all the ones I wanted, but for $60 worth of films (including Planet Earth) delivery was $70!

DOG V DOG

Anyone?

Bish, I can say that about 90% of everyone that wears a suit at work, they think their Gods gift to the world...Marketing, accountancy Their the reason the company is the state it's in, not enough customers and spending too much!

J'ai faim

I have a job for the summer. Which is nice.