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Jagger in his big furry coat at Glasto.

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Jagger in his big furry coat at Glasto.

Speaking of which... Is it just a coincidence that, in the run up to the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, the stones got William Hartnell to play drums last night? :lol: :shock:

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... mance.html

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Chris Addison on Mock The Week describing having norovirus as 'coming out of both ends like hitting a pain au chocolat with a mallet'


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Chris Addison on Mock The Week describing having norovirus as 'coming out of both ends like hitting a pain au chocolat with a mallet'

This weeks mock the week was fun.


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Nigerian clubs suspended after 'scandalous' scorelines

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Four clubs involved in two play-off matches that ended 79-0 and 67-0 respectively - a total of 146 goals - have been suspended in Nigeria.
Plateau United Feeders were 79-0 victors over Akurba FC while Police Machine FC demolished Bubayaro FC 67-0.
"It is unacceptable - a scandal of huge proportions," said Muke Umeh, chairman of the Nigerian Football Federation (NFF) Organising Committee.
"The teams are suspended indefinitely, pending further sanctions."
Plateau United Feeders and Police Machine went into the matches level on points, with promotion to the lowest tier of the Nationwide League Division at stake.
Feeders scored 72 of their goals in the second half, while Police Machine reportedly scored 61 times after the break in their game.
The results meant that Plateau edged above Police Machine on goal difference.

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72 goals in 45 minutes :lol: .


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72 goals in 45 minutes :lol: .

Yes and only 7 in the first half. What was the goalie doing in the second half?


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Yes, I know it's juvenile, but I still laughed.

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This hot girl came over to myspace last night, she twittered my yahoo till I
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Yes, I know it's juvenile, but I still laughed.

It may be juvenile but I laughed as well. :lol:

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Reminds me of the one with the mobile phones.

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On Radio 1 this morning Grimmy was doing call or delete with Vanessa Feltz. He called Vanessa's fella saying he'd found her phone, blah blah on it went. At the end Grimmy said "well what should I do with the phone 'cos it landed in my jacket potato?"

For some reason it made me properly laugh out loud in the car.

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