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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24739354

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Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:24 pm
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Oh no, does that mean my firm won't compensate me for my angry banjo string?


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Oh no, does that mean my firm won't compensate me for my angry banjo string?

Is that a euphemism for something

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OK, so all we need to do is find a half African, half Chinese, half Asian, gay, one eyed, wheelchair bound dwarf with tourettes and a lisp, and a st st stutter and we could make the best panel show ever.


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Surely it would be the motel's insurance that should pay, if it was a faulty light fitting... If they were swinging from the light fitting, then they should be compensating the motel.

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Surely it would be the motel's insurance that should pay, if it was a faulty light fitting... If they were swinging from the light fitting, then they should be compensating the motel.


I'm assuming you've never found yourself swinging on motel light fittings, Dave?

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John's hot. No denying it. But he's hardly Karen now, is he ;)

John Vella BSc (Hons), PGCE - Still the official forum prankster and crude remarker :P
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big_D wrote:
Surely it would be the motel's insurance that should pay, if it was a faulty light fitting... If they were swinging from the light fitting, then they should be compensating the motel.


I'm assuming you've never found yourself swinging on motel light fittings, Dave?

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Not rock and roll enough to do it in a motel? ;)


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big_D wrote:
Surely it would be the motel's insurance that should pay, if it was a faulty light fitting... If they were swinging from the light fitting, then they should be compensating the motel.


I'm assuming you've never found yourself swinging on motel light fittings, Dave?

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If I did that, the whole ceiling would come down! :lol:

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