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I do think that Google are getting to the point of turning the public slowly against them. I have actually switched my default search engine to Bing.

An... interesting choice of alternative. You'd be better off with duckduckgo.

It was because I could not find it on the list of alternative search engines in Safari preferences. Well now it is changed to duckduckgo.

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Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:18 pm
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More 787 fail.
At least it's GE rather than RR engines having ice issues this time.
http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/business-25068222

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Typical. I've been getting false positives from the leak detectors all week. Today, when there really was an oil leak, they didn't work. :evil:

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Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:00 am
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Well, that's a classic example of putting a comma in the wrong place. Amatures. :lol: :lol:

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Well, that's a classic example of putting a comma in the wrong place. Amatures. :lol: :lol:


Or a comma that didn't need to be there and a missed space :D

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Or (to sadly burst the bubble) a fairly rudimentary amount of skill with photoshop. I've seen the actual billboard and it says exactly what you'd expect it to have said.


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Or (to sadly burst the bubble) a fairly rudimentary amount of skill with photoshop. I've seen the actual billboard and it says exactly what you'd expect it to have said.


+1 to photoshop

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Or (to sadly burst the bubble) a fairly rudimentary amount of skill with photoshop. I've seen the actual billboard and it says exactly what you'd expect it to have said.


Well obviously. Spoil sport :D

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Step forward Southern Electric (SSE).
They send me an e-mail saying they are about to send me an estimated bill so please send in a meter reading to get an accurate one.
So I take my meter readings and log onto the website and submit my readings only to be told that they can't update my account with the new readings but someone will have a look at them and get back to me if there are any problems. I will be interested to see if they've actually bothered to take the new readings into account or not.

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Bought a new graphics tablet, same issue as the old one. Looks like a driver/software problem since Mavericks update. Back to the shop!

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Following a link from today's Google Doodle, (it would have been Carlos Juan Finlay's 180th birthday) bought me to this...

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Finlay died in August 2015 from a stroke caused by severe brain seizures in his home in Havana.


Should someone tell the guy... give him some time to prepare? :roll: :lol: :etc:

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Saw something retweeted earlier. Kim whatserface (the one from the US who despite being utterly untalented and uninteresting seems to have cameras following her everywhere) tweeted a high quality photo of her new credit card, followed by a tweet saying 'wow, the new card security number is the same as my birthday'.

Needless to say, she has since managed to order quite a few (as in dozens) of products online she didn't remember needing and her credit card has now been cancelled.


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Saw something retweeted earlier. Kim whatserface (the one from the US who despite being utterly untalented and uninteresting seems to have cameras following her everywhere) tweeted a high quality photo of her new credit card, followed by a tweet saying 'wow, the new card security number is the same as my birthday'.

Needless to say, she has since managed to order quite a few (as in dozens) of products online she didn't remember needing and her credit card has now been cancelled.

Could not happen to a more worthy person! :lol:

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