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1) Go to Youtube
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3) Enjoy

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Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:37 am
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I swear I am so tempted to unpack my butchers knifes (one of the original set the managed to blunt completely FFS....£50 EACH and they can do that kind of damage) and stab my housemates, it's 2am, they got back an hour ago and are making so much noise and have messed up all the floors I mopped this evening as I didn't go out so I was sure my stuff was tidy fow moving out first thing tomorrow.
just checked the downstairs toilet (one of my areas to clean) and there is sick on the sides and the floor is covered in dirt...... I mopped it a few hours ago and swept it before AND after to make sure it was as clean as possible for tomorrow

They are Far King Bar Stewards!


Bigger picture, Fin. Bigger picture... You've got hours with these dicks, not days and then you'll (probably) never need to ever see them again.

Not much help really, is it? :roll: ;)

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John_Vella wrote:
Bigger picture, Fin. Bigger picture... You've got hours with these dicks, not days and then you'll (probably) never need to ever see them again.

Not much help really, is it? :roll: ;)


Seeing as they were still throwing up at 3am it wasn't, especially as I had to be up at 7am for my landlord coming so I could get my deposit back.

On the plus side I DID get my deposit back (unlike the last place...) and just £10 off to take away the bin bags, might treat my pc to a memory upgrade to 8gb :D

Saw one of my housemates just dumping the glasses she didnt want in a bin bag and they were breaking.... had a bit of a facepalm moment at the safety of that

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Omg. I am so hot.

The air con is on here full blast. But no air is coming out.

So I did a calculation. We have 10, 100W bulbs in this office.

10 x 100W = 1000W

500W is the equivelent to a small heater at full blast. x 2...We have the equivelent to 2 small heaters running at full blast.

Not to mention the average PC power usage in this room is around 100-150W. We have 5 running.

5 x 125W = 625W

That is another heater and a bit.

So nearly 3 heaters running full blast, on a boiling hot, sticky humid day, kettle constantly on, steam everywhere.

All in, a 13ft x 13ft room.

Man I'm going to be sick. I'm sweating like a bizatch, and my head is spinning.

To top it off... going outside isn't an option, because it's bloody hotter out there!

Ugh. :(

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Go stand in your server room :D It should be cooler ;)

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Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:09 pm
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Go stand in your server room :D It should be cooler ;)


:cry: I no longer have a server room to sit in :(


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My head is like a pine cone.

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Dude, that's good for you. About your pine cone head.

Server room IS cooler. Problem is, I'm stuck to the seat.

I knew it wasn't a good idea just wearing shorts and vest to work today. Lordi help me.

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bish wrote:
I knew it wasn't a good idea just wearing shorts and vest to work today.
Probably best to go in the server room by yourself in that case.

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bish wrote:
I knew it wasn't a good idea just wearing shorts and vest to work today.
Probably best to go in the server room by yourself in that case.

Mark
:D

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timark_uk wrote:
bish wrote:
I knew it wasn't a good idea just wearing shorts and vest to work today.
Probably best to go in the server room by yourself in that case.

Mark

:? Why?

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bish wrote:
Probably best to go in the server room by yourself in that case.

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:? Why?[/quote]

Sweat marks....

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mars-bar-man wrote:
bish wrote:
Probably best to go in the server room by yourself in that case.

Mark

:? Why?


Sweat marks....[/quote]

This is why us girls are armed with deoderant in our bags. One day you'll thank us for carrying everything except the kitchen sink.

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I've yet to find an anti-perspirant that works as it suggests.

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