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Just watching 8 out of 10 cats uncut. It's from the time Jimmy Carr's tax avoidance came out. Sean Locke is like a machine gun taking the mick out of of Jimmy. Never laughed so hard in ages.

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Yeah, that's a good one.

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Just watching 8 out of 10 cats uncut. It's from the time Jimmy Carr's tax avoidance came out. Sean Locke is like a machine gun taking the mick out of of Jimmy. Never laughed so hard in ages.


Good one and very old one now

Try Micky Flanagan's Back in the Game tour. He goes straight in to Jimmy Saville joks ;)

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Try Micky Flanagan's Back in the Game tour. He goes straight in to Jimmy Saville joks ;)


Jocks or jokes?

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Query to sex expert in local paper - 'I want to make a sex tape with my girlfriend and I've written a script and everything, but...'

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Query to sex expert in local paper - 'I want to make a sex tape with my girlfriend and I've written a script and everything, but...'

But...?

But... I need a proof reader? I need a cameraman?

I need to convince my girlfriend that this really is a good idea, and I'd never think of posting it online if she broke up with me...

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A captcha I got

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I wasn't expecting a captcha to make me laugh...

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Makes you want to find the guy who programmed it to let him know somebody actually saw that :).


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Noel Gallaghers very honest assessment of Oasis' video output. NSFW as it's a bit sweary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNqyjZcleI

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Facebook will lose 80% of users by 2017, say Princeton researchers

Forecast of social network's impending doom comes from comparing its growth curve to that of an infectious disease

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2 ... us-disease

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John Cannarella and Joshua Spechler, from the US university's mechanical and aerospace engineering department, have based their prediction on the number of times Facebook is typed into Google as a search term. The charts produced by the Google Trends service show Facebook searches peaked in December 2012 and have since begun to trail off.


I think, like me, they're sick of the worst aspects of Facebook.

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Facebook will lose 80% of users by 2017, say Princeton researchers

Forecast of social network's impending doom comes from comparing its growth curve to that of an infectious disease

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2 ... us-disease

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John Cannarella and Joshua Spechler, from the US university's mechanical and aerospace engineering department, have based their prediction on the number of times Facebook is typed into Google as a search term. The charts produced by the Google Trends service show Facebook searches peaked in December 2012 and have since begun to trail off.


I think, like me, they're sick of the worst aspects of Facebook.

How many here have curtailed their Facebook activities because of the constant abuses of privacy? I have. Though I barely posted anything anyway. 8-)

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As modelled by Megan Fox? ;)

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