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Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:59 pm
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Lovely day out with friends, until I stand in a big dog turd on the way back to the car.
Then I see that the car's windscreen has developed a crack.
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Tue Feb 18, 2014 4:03 pm
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Lovely day out with friends, until I stand in a big dog turd on the way back to the car.
Then I see that the car's windscreen has developed a crack.
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Are these two events connected? :? :lol: :roll: :etc: :p

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Google Glass do's and don'ts, as told by Google

http://www.techradar.com/news/portable- ... le-1225972

AKA 'It's tough enough selling this nonsense, don't fcuk it up you perverts!'

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Not just that but the two pages link to each other and no mention of the nine points to avoid. :oops:

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Not just that but the two pages link to each other and no mention of the nine points to avoid. :oops:


Click the 'guide' link ;)

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Not just that but the two pages link to each other and no mention of the nine points to avoid. :oops:


Click the 'guide' link ;)

I cannot find that or it is not working on my machine.

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pcernie wrote:
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Not just that but the two pages link to each other and no mention of the nine points to avoid. :oops:


Click the 'guide' link ;)

I cannot find that or it is not working on my machine.


https://sites.google.com/site/glasscomm ... -explorers

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https://sites.google.com/site/glasscomms/glass-explorers

Thanks. I was definitely not getting that before.

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Rock Glass while doing high-impact sports. Glass is a piece of technology, so use common sense. Water skiing, bull riding or cage fighting with Glass are probably not good ideas.

Unless you are a twat in which case go ahead. :lol: Will there be an auto Darwin command in Google Glass which uploads your final video to Youtube?

This is something I can see being very useful.

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Explore the world around you. Glass puts you more in control of your technology and frees you to look up and engage with the world around you rather than look down and be distracted from it. Have a hangout with your friends, get walking directions to a fantastic new restaurant, or get an update on that delayed flight.

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someone wanted me to show them what its like driving a truck and how to do it etc, ironically the idiot making the video (me) struggled to get it into reverse :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7lomgB2 ... e=youtu.be

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Well, some fecker clearly decided my food waste recycling bin was worth nicking today. :evil:
If I get charged for a replacement I will be very cross.

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Oh Good Grief.

In one week we get Jenny Jones, Lizzy Yarnold, Eve Muirhead, Anna Sloan, Vicki Adams, Claire Hamilton & Lauren Grey showing how women can take part in sport in all sorts of ways that are uplifting and empowering and just frankly bloody brilliant.

And then the government throws it's oar in and we get this.

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Or if they had suggested pole dancing as well.

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Watching people on FaceBook as a photograph which has been turned into a "drawing" using an iPhone app believe that it's real - despite (a) the watermark and (b) the telltale regularity of lines and strokes used.

I guess a win for the app - Pho.to lab (not Photolab) I guess, but a fail as really it should be obvious that it's an electronic trick.

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Watching people on FaceBook as a photograph which has been turned into a "drawing" using an iPhone app believe that it's real - despite (a) the watermark and (b) the telltale regularity of lines and strokes used.

I guess a win for the app - Pho.to lab (not Photolab) I guess, but a fail as really it should be obvious that it's an electronic trick.


Was that the one of the car that you were commenting on?

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