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Probably. If she thinks it was stupid I'll get a bollocking no doubt.
Booked a few days in Gibraltar for our anniversary without even asking her.


That's more romantic than stupid unless of course she's had the same idea & booked something herself

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I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.
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If she goes off on one it'll be about the cost.

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That's very sweet :)


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If she goes off on one it'll be about the cost.


Then don't tell her then ;)

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jonlumb wrote:
I've only ever done it with a chicken so far, but if required I wouldn't have any problems doing it with other animals at all.
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If she goes off on one it'll be about the cost.


Then don't tell her then ;)

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If she goes off on one it'll be about the cost.


Then don't tell her then ;)

My plan exactly.

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my grandma has been sent home by the doctors. It's not a good sign.
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http://www.nigerianwatch.com/news/4021- ... enter-them

We need a WTF? thread...

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http://www.nigerianwatch.com/news/4021-kenyan-pastor-tells-women-to-attend-church-without-underwear-so-god-can-enter-them

We need a WTF? thread...

So where down there would he enter men's bodies?

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pcernie wrote:
http://www.nigerianwatch.com/news/4021-kenyan-pastor-tells-women-to-attend-church-without-underwear-so-god-can-enter-them

We need a WTF? thread...

So where down there would he enter men's bodies?


He moves in mysterious ways...

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pcernie wrote:
http://www.nigerianwatch.com/news/4021-kenyan-pastor-tells-women-to-attend-church-without-underwear-so-god-can-enter-them

We need a WTF? thread...

So where down there would he enter men's bodies?


He moves in mysterious ways...

How does he enter the men? :lol:

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A new bike route into town today by way of a change.

And we found this (I did a screen grab from Google Maps when I got home)

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And just so you get an idea of the size, here it is from above.

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Now, to put this into perspective. There are no docks, wharfs or navigable rivers that would take a boat that size in Chelmsford. This raises a number of questions about how it got there why it's there, and how it's expected to get back into what I expect would be the sea.

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A new bike route into town today by way of a change.

And we found this (I did a screen grab from Google Maps when I got home)

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And just so you get an idea of the size, here it is from above.

Image

Now, to put this into perspective. There are no docks, wharfs or navigable rivers that would take a boat that size in Chelmsford. This raises a number of questions about how it got there why it's there, and how it's expected to get back into what I expect would be the sea.

What is the altitude of the area? I suspect that by the end of the century it will be floating. The sea will come to it.

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Maybe it's owned by a religious nutter who's expecting the second coming of Noah any day now?

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Maybe it's owned by a religious nutter who's expecting the second coming of Noah any day now?


Near the end of the month

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