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Fred Phelps is 'On The Edge Of Death.' 
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Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church Founder, Is 'On The Edge Of Death'

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Boo Hoo.

I hope his daughter doesn't outlive him by much.

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His funeral is going to be... Spectacular.


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Mr Takei is urging people not to stoop to Fred's level when he dies.
The temptation for families who funerals he's ruined must me massive though.

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l3v1ck wrote:
The temptation for families who funerals he's ruined must me massive though.

Quite. However, given their own strict and unbending interpretation of the bible...
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You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.


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I'll just leave this here:

Matthew wrote:
‘You have heard that it was said to those of ancient times, “You shall not murder”; and “whoever murders shall be liable to judgement.” But I say to you that if you are angry with a brother or sister, you will be liable to judgement; and if you insult a brother or sister, you will be liable to the council; and if you say, “You fool”, you will be liable to the hell of fire. So when you are offering your gift at the altar, if you remember that your brother or sister has something against you, leave your gift there before the altar and go; first be reconciled to your brother or sister, and then come and offer your gift. Come to terms quickly with your accuser while you are on the way to court with him, or your accuser may hand you over to the judge, and the judge to the guard, and you will be thrown into prison. Truly I tell you, you will never get out until you have paid the last penny...

‘You have heard that it was said, “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.” But I say to you, Do not resist an evildoer. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also; and if anyone wants to sue you and take your coat, give your cloak as well; and if anyone forces you to go one mile, go also the second mile. Give to everyone who begs from you, and do not refuse anyone who wants to borrow from you...

‘You have heard that it was said, “You shall love your neighbour and hate your enemy.” But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be children of your Father in heaven; for he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the righteous and on the unrighteous. For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have? Do not even the tax-collectors do the same? And if you greet only your brothers and sisters, what more are you doing than others? Do not even the Gentiles do the same?

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Rusty, if I might refer you to the ranting thread...


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Na Benson, I thought the quote very appropriate.

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Thing is, you see, for the christians they went after, that's fair enough. But a lot of people they went after weren't christian, so there's no reason for them to stick to the christian principles of 'turn the other cheek'.

If it was me, I'd have a ferris wheel bedecked with a range of derogatory slogans set up outside whichever cemetery/mausoleum the service was at. With lights. Lots of lights. And possibly calliope music.


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Given it was America, I'm amazed no one shot him in the face when he was protesting funerals.

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Dave, I think you mistook my meaning. It was a gentle poke in the ribs for Rusty's rants :)


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Dead now.

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Three days later and he's still dead.

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John_Vella wrote:
Three days later and he's still dead.

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Is he waiting for Easter?

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That's what I was hinting at... ;-)

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